itspointydumbass
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education by itspointydumbass
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jul 2025
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As soon as Sylvain sits down with a shit-eating grin on his face, Felix stands up. “No.”
or: Sylvain decides Felix needs to be taught about sex before his wedding.
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- Part 1 of Firsts
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the masks we wear by itspointydumbass
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 May 2025
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He knows he must look ridiculous - normally, sex is a performance for him as much as the rest of his life is. A way to keep control of a life that has never been his, to be the noble, Crest-bearing heir his father always wanted.
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- Part 2 of Firsts
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I look directly at one of the cameras and give it my best, winning grin. The same one that makes girls blush in the corridors and that won me a kiss from Delphine Harper a few months earlier. “Finnick Odair,” I say, giving a small bow, with a flourish. I catch Marina rolling her eyes out the corner of mine. “And it’s a pleasure to be your tribute this year. I look forward to being your Victor!”
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When Shane's fourteen, he meets the girl of his dreams.
When Shane’s eighteen, he meets Corey.
Shane pretends to be happy when they tell him they’re dating.
When Shane's twenty-six, standing outside a hospital room with Jas in his arms, life as he knows it ends.
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The Trials and Tribulations of Naomi Solace by itspointydumbass
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Aug 2024
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If Naomi were asked to pinpoint the exact moment her problems began, she’d probably point to the second a cocky sonuvabitch named Archer turned up in her studio when she was nineteen years old and told her she needed to put more of her heart into it.
Naomi Solace through the years.
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Firsts by itspointydumbass
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jul 2025
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twisted thorns by itspointydumbass
Fandom: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
29 Jan 2024
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The Saga of Losing the V-Card by itspointydumbass
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2023
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Family by itspointydumbass
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Nov 2022
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