6 Works by jakeranda
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Chop Suey! by jakeranda
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Aug 2024
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I bet you’re wondering how I got here… no I’m not that cliche, this is a high budget fanfiction god dammit.
How about it was a dark and stormy night. Fuck, no that’s shit too.
What if… holy balls! You’re here already!
Fuck it, I guess I’m going with a classic, a beginning to a story every person in their right mind knows, and not a niche personal reference the author is making at all!
We’re rolling “Suicide.”
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Or: Deadpool gets kidnapped by bad guys of the week who want to draw out the new and un-improved Wolverine. Logan is confused by their choice of kidnapping, not realizing how much he's grown to enjoy the asshole's company until now. -
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Simon Riley is dead.
This was one of the only facts Ghost knew to be completely true. It cemented itself in the universe as law: that man with bright eyes and a loving family was gone. Dead. Had to be, because men don’t crawl out of their own graves and live to tell the tale.
That's why John MacTavish was a problem.
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I've been thinking 'bout my whole situation by jakeranda
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
25 Jul 2023
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Her hair is fried from bleach and dye, her eyes are red-rimmed from crying, and Hobie doesn’t need to be asked before he decides to take her in.
“This is Gwen. Gwen, this is Hobie Brown, one of our agents.”
Jess is the one to introduce them, and for all that she annoys Hobie, he would come to really appreciate her foresight to pair them together.
“Not your agent, I don’t follow orders.”
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Or: Hobie takes in Gwen, and as a thank you she makes fun of his crush on Pavitr.
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Eddie falls back into Steve's arms and Steve panics.
Then Eddie dramatically puts a hand over his own forehead and cries out, "I can see the light," and Steve knows it's okay.
He lets out a sigh, of course Eddie Munson is being his wonderful self despite it all.
When Steve looks back down, Eddie's face has sobered up, "my favorite song is Evil Eyes."
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Or: an AU in which Eddie is the one to fall under Vecna's Curse.
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"So Stevie, how did you find yourself free at twelve on a Tuesday? Don't get me wrong, I am happy that you’ve joined me," At this Eddie gestured to himself with the duster in his hands, "but I would have thought you had work."
Fuck.
The truth was, Steve had bent over backwards in a series of exchanges, that he thought were rather impressive, to be free right now. Currently, Keith was covering his shift and Robin was no doubt planning the best way to make fun of him for his shameless pining.
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Or: Steve goes over to Eddie's trailer to help him clean, and learns things about himself.
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“So isn’t this movie supposed to be about puppets or something?” He questioned.
Steve practically beamed when he saw Eddie gasp, and grab his heart out of the corner of his eye. Then, in a way he had become deeply accustomed to, Eddie leaned over into his space and drawled in a soft voice, “you wound me Harrington.”
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Or: Steve drives the party to watch Labyrinth.