james

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  1. Summary

    I grew up with Batman and Robin from the 60s, 70, and 80s. Batman and Robin was for kids; it was silly and fun and didn't take itself seriously at all. These stories are inspired by those sources, as well as LEGO Batman the movie and video games.

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  2. Summary

    These are connected, but it isn't necessary to read them in order. A series of ultra-serious, totally not crack, absolutely dark and grim stories about the Bat Family living their best lives (or trying) in Gotham. In exactly the same way that LEGO Batman is dark and grim.

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  3. Summary

    Real life, in a world where things are a little bit sillier than normal, except when they aren't.

    Contains: Men who love other men, with the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex. Fish.

    Canon? That turned a sharp left towards the porn store run by a duck sometime in BtVS Season 5 and never looked back.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Four years on from his brutal escape, Dick Grayson has managed to carve out a simple, if a little lonely, life for himself – that is until he meets the imposing but kind hearted “successful businessman” Jason Todd.

    Four years on from the incident at the Court of Owls, Batman finally has a lead and wrangles Red Hood’s help to track down the last remaining Talon. It’s a case that Jason isn’t awfully concerned about until traces of the Talon keep popping up around his sweet but naïve new boyfriend Dick – a man he would do anything to protect.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    What are brothers for?

    (Or: some minor dimensional travel, pseudo-kidnapping, and a whole lot of meddling.)

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    12 Sep 2025

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    There's a new player in Bludhaven. He calls himself Nightshade and he's complicating what Dick thought was going to be a fairly straightforward case. Dick has no idea what he did to deserve his very own Poison Ivy, but it must have been bad for all the trouble Nightshade is causing. Or then again, maybe it was very, very good…

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    06 Sep 2025

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    "M-My dad said you, you’d,” the kid says, swallowing. “That if I didn’t, that if I didn’t behave, he’d sell me to you. And you, you would…”

    The shock burns away immediately; the ashes condense into a murky, muted sort of rage.

    He stays still for a long moment, then pulls himself up against the wall. “Okay,” he says monotonously, taking a step toward the kid, and the kid- flinches. He flinches.

    Jason reels back, not speaking yet, not trusting himself not to yell. And when he does speak, he says:

    “Come on, kid. Let's go say hi to your dad."

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    15 Aug 2025