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    "You know I had to do it to them," John mumbles.

    He misses the beach. The real beach. The current one is mostly soil with a lacy veneer of nuclear ash, clammy and streaky and hilariously radioactive, which is a real bummer when he thinks about it too hard. But the twenty-five meter sea level rise that came when all the freshwater ice finished melting around the mid-century mark ate away at the shoreline, rolled in between the skyscrapers on a new tide, swallowed up all the people who couldn't afford to move anywhere else. Have you seen the rent rates lately?

    And then John accidentally'd the entire nuclear stockpile of the planet Earth.

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    “It needs curtains,” Ellana says firmly.

    “Curtains?”

    From his unsteady tone, it isn’t what he expected her to say.

    Ellana nods with purpose. She has had a lot of practice with keeping up a calm, brave face until conditions improve.

    “Curtains. Do you remember when we first got to Skyhold? What a mess it was? There were woodchucks under the foundation, three hundred years of raven droppings in the rotunda, and a spirit of compassion down in the field hospital trying to euthanize our soldiers. But Josephine looked around and said we needed to hang curtains, and by the end of the day, we were measuring for the drapers.”

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    Venture into a new dimension of truly ridiculous Dragon Age: Inquisition angst when Lavellan gets dumped by Solas and goes off into the Herald's Rest to drown her sorrows in huge quantities of Maraas-Lok -- and proceeds to hit on her entire remaining team of companions. So as the inebriation continues, she basically proceeds to reveal her hidden crushes on: Cabot, Varric, Dorian, Iron Bull, Cassandra, Sera, Krem, Cullen, and others. Or, like, EVERYONE.

    It's basically a comedic one-act play about what happened when my Lavellan got dumped by Solas (in MY MIND), so I hope you enjoy from a completely stupid, fun standpoint.

    Thanks for reading! And thanks so much for all the great feedback and comments -- I'm not worthy!

    Cheers -- it was mostly a fun exercise for me, a way for my poor Lavellan to wallow and get out some of her poor feelings after being utterly shut down suddenly on her best day ever. Sigh.

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    When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.

    (modern professors AU)

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