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    "You know I had to do it to them," John mumbles.

    He misses the beach. The real beach. The current one is mostly soil with a lacy veneer of nuclear ash, clammy and streaky and hilariously radioactive, which is a real bummer when he thinks about it too hard. But the twenty-five meter sea level rise that came when all the freshwater ice finished melting around the mid-century mark ate away at the shoreline, rolled in between the skyscrapers on a new tide, swallowed up all the people who couldn't afford to move anywhere else. Have you seen the rent rates lately?

    And then John accidentally'd the entire nuclear stockpile of the planet Earth.

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    02 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    10 Jan 2025

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    “It needs curtains,” Ellana says firmly.

    “Curtains?”

    From his unsteady tone, it isn’t what he expected her to say.

    Ellana nods with purpose. She has had a lot of practice with keeping up a calm, brave face until conditions improve.

    “Curtains. Do you remember when we first got to Skyhold? What a mess it was? There were woodchucks under the foundation, three hundred years of raven droppings in the rotunda, and a spirit of compassion down in the field hospital trying to euthanize our soldiers. But Josephine looked around and said we needed to hang curtains, and by the end of the day, we were measuring for the drapers.”

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    10 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Venture into a new dimension of truly ridiculous Dragon Age: Inquisition angst when Lavellan gets dumped by Solas and goes off into the Herald's Rest to drown her sorrows in huge quantities of Maraas-Lok -- and proceeds to hit on her entire remaining team of companions. So as the inebriation continues, she basically proceeds to reveal her hidden crushes on: Cabot, Varric, Dorian, Iron Bull, Cassandra, Sera, Krem, Cullen, and others. Or, like, EVERYONE.

    It's basically a comedic one-act play about what happened when my Lavellan got dumped by Solas (in MY MIND), so I hope you enjoy from a completely stupid, fun standpoint.

    Thanks for reading! And thanks so much for all the great feedback and comments -- I'm not worthy!

    Cheers -- it was mostly a fun exercise for me, a way for my poor Lavellan to wallow and get out some of her poor feelings after being utterly shut down suddenly on her best day ever. Sigh.

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    10 Jan 2025

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    When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.

    (modern professors AU)

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    05 Jan 2025

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    Six years after he and Viktor part ways on antagonistic terms, Jayce wakes up in the Machine Herald’s medical clinic.

    Jayce desperately wants to rub at his forehead, but the binding at his wrist stops him. He settles for squeezing his eyes shut. “Why?” he asks.

    Viktor is silent for barely a moment. He says, tonelessly, “I assumed this was preferable to dying.”

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    02 Dec 2024

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    You are ULDER RAVENGARD.

    Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.

    Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.

    [A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]

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    14 Oct 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 38

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    Gale felt himself relax. For the last few days, he’d been concerned that Halsin might not like an idea they’d come up with, or that it didn’t quite align with his vision. Gale realized then Halsin didn’t have a vision.

    He trusted Gale.

    Which — historically, an objectively stupid thing to do.

    or: instead of blackstaff, gale travels to reithwin to build a school as halsin oversees the village's recovery. in the years that come, a lot of things change — most notably his relationship with halsin.

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    07 Jul 2024

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    Before the young god-prince learns of his mother and plots his escape, Zagreus wishes for a bit of earth to plot a garden.

    The prince consults Achilles, of all souls, about the act of growing things. Asks for Achilles to describe to him the plants and flowers and trees of the surface world, from the shape of their leaves to their texture and smell. Asks how deep the roots of trees go, what it is like to sit beneath their shade, and listens raptly to all Achilles says of the worms and beetles who live in the dirt.

    “I’m afraid I rather took it all for granted.” Achilles admits, ashamed, one day-or-night as Zagreus sits cross-legged on the floor of his chambers patiently while Achilles tries, and fails, to draw a passable image of an olive tree on a sheet of parchment.

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    14 Jun 2024

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    Achilles stood up. He had been expecting the stranger since Megaera had stalked past him, elegant despite the anger and blood dripping from her.

    An AU where Zagreus was raised by Demeter and ends up fighting his way through the Underworld regardless - just in the opposite direction. Guarding the entrance out is the terrifying monster Cerberus, but guarding the entrance in is Achilles, best of Greeks. And he has strict orders not to let anyone in.

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    25 May 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 33

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    Sixth House modern academia, or, Nerd Fics for my Nerd Friends.
    (Marked complete since there’s no overarching plan for this series, and I just write new entries when the mood strikes.)

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    25 Feb 2024

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    19 Feb 2024

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    Ramazith tower, pillar of archmagic in Baldur's Gate, is under new occupation. And the new tenants are not exactly...expected.

    In the aftermath of the brain's defeat, Rolan, Lia, and Cal navigate their own aftermath and figure out how to rebuild their lives. The strange, wonderful, and often dangerous magic within every floorboard of their new home is not the only trouble they have to deal with. What is behind them poses just as great a threat as what is yet to come.

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    30 Nov 2023

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    I can smell what’s under those bandages, Wizard, You’re all rot and ruin!

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    21 Nov 2023

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    09 Aug 2023

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    Alexander takes the letter from my hands, and I know he sees the name on the envelope because he sets it on the table without opening it, quickly, like the words would burn him if he read them.

    “Oliver,” Alexander says carefully, his voice a mixture of fear, wonderment, and grief. “Are you sure you want me to –?”

    “I need to know if you can see what I see,” I tell him. “You’re the only one who could be objective about it. Meredith’s too prejudiced against him. Pip would just pity me. I can’t talk to Wren. You’re the only one who can be objective. You’ll tell me if it’s nothing. You always have.”

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    17 May 2023

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    There had been no Seeing Stone on Tython that Grogu could use to call for a Jedi. They had survived Gideon's light cruiser mostly by luck. And now Din Djarin is trapped between trying to resume his old life with Grogu in tow or facing what wielding the Darksaber truly means for him and his people. Mostly he just wants a nap.

    Luke Skywalker is looking for Jedi artifacts he can use to help build a curriculum for the school he seeks to create. Not that he knows where it will be. Or how to find pupils. But then he runs into a shiny stranger whose beskar armor makes him a null space in the Force. And he doesn't know who Luke is.

    Intrigued (and in need of parts to repair his ship), he Skywalkers his way into tagging along on the latest bounty.

    They just might change each other. And everything else.

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    formerly titled A Closed Book

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    06 May 2023

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    At the end of the war, Alina is crowned queen.

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    23 Mar 2023

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    Fox finally settles on something close enough to all of those, but just a step to the right. “Are they usually like that? Unnerving?"

    “Always,” Gree says, those eyes that never miss a single detail. “Every single one of them.”

    (Seven clone commanders gathering for a drink, and their reflections on war, love, and Jedi.)

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    15 Feb 2023

  20. Public Bookmark 81

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    They didn't actually agree on a time. They never do – Vos knows his shift patterns; Fox knows if he has an assignment, how long it takes him to get to the Guard from the Temple. Vos didn't say he'd come by tonight. It's been sixteen days, since he left, and neither of them are comfortable risking comm transmissions when he's working, and he does, more often than not, spend his first nights back in Fox's bed.

    Maybe he realised that. The significance of how much time he's been spending with Fox. Maybe he's decided it's gone far enough.

    Fox always wants to send him away. It's fucking stupid, what they're doing. He can nearly hear the lecture Jango would give every time he doesn't kick Vos out, every time he lets Vos curl close. But then Quinlan will make a content noise, or actually relax, or smile just at the corner of his eyes, and Fox's resolve will crumble to nothing.

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    31 Dec 2022

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