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    There is something from an Ottawa Centaurs email, titled 'conversation.'

    For a moment, he strongly considers deleting it. Shane no longer owes a single part of the MLH a damn thing, nor does he expect anything from it. His exit from the league is -- well. People aren't motivated to bring it up.

    The sender is listed as Wiebe, B.

    Shane clicks on the message.

    Ten years ago Shane lost everything but Ilya. He has to decide what, if anything, he wants back.

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
    Ilya: ???!!!!

    Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

    Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
    Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

    Jane: Oh my god
    Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

    Ilya: you tell me!!!!

    Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

    Ilya: …
    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

    OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

    (OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)

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    29 Sep 2026

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    That's how he came across the video.

    It was something he would usually scroll past, since the video had no captions, and he liked to read along as he watched. But, the calm demeanor in which the man displayed is what made him stay.

    “How to get out of that situationship slash talking stage!

    or,

    How Shane Hollander used the power of Instagram dating help vidoes to bag himself a smoking hot boyfriend.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    “Is it a question that could be asked over email?” Ilya asks bluntly.
    “Well, yes, but I’m here and -”
    “Shane is unavailable. Please email your inquiry through and he will reply at his earliest convenience,” Ilya says, tone flat like an automated recording. “Thank you and goodbye.”
    “I can see him,” Scott argues. Shane avoids looking at him, keeping his head down and eyes on his computer screen. He would prefer an email - he had a long morning of meetings and really isn’t up for more human interaction than is strictly necessary for the rest of the day. It’s almost five and Shane is counting down the minutes until the work day ends and it’s just him (and Ilya) in the office.
    “Email, Hunter,” Ilya reiterates. Shane hears Scott sigh, utterly put out, before walking away.

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    The one where Shane hires Ilya as his executive assistant and they fall in love about it.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Shane and Ilya text. A lot. People notice, because privacy screens are annoying and inconvenient.

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    27 Sep 2026