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    2011, Boston
    March 14, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    “This is—This is Jane. I swear to god if you don’t open the door right now, I’m leaving. I’m not staying in the streets waiting at your front door, you asshole. Do you think it’s fun? Because I don’t—[Sound of a door creaking open] Ah, hey—”

    Shane and Ilya's relationship, viewed through unanswered voicemails.

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    01 May 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    30 Apr 2026

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    A road trip through California, a nice second hand car, and the beginning of the end.

    or: Shane and Ilya agree to end it on a good note.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Ilya's smile widened. He started fumbling with the buttons on his shirt with one hand, squinting down at them.

    "Please don't strip in front of this bar."

    "'s too hot," he muttered. "Stupid humid Florida. Was nice in the morning. Now I miss my dreary Canada."

    "Well, don't worry. It's waiting for you. All ten degrees of it."

    "With you there, you make it 10 degrees hotter." He tried for a wink. It didn't fully land.

    Shane really wanted to kiss him. "Okay, Romeo."

    Ilya is out of town celebrating Svetlana's birthday, leaving Shane to parent the kids by himself for the weekend.

    How hard can it be.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.

    A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.

    Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    21 Apr 2026