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In a galaxy far far away... by joharkness
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“Where’s your ship ?” asked Rio for the second time.
“You’re supposed to ask a lady her name before wanting to go inside her ship…”
That woman was insufferable and she had the audacity to smirk and make jokes. They were still imperial prisoners, they had no time for pleasantries.
“I’m Rio Vidal. And you are ?”
“Agatha O’Connor ! Lovely to meet you dear!”
“I’m sure I’ll return the sentiment when we’re far away from this Star Destroyer.”
or the jedi Rio and smuggler/pilot Agatha joining the Resistance to fight the Empire Star Wars AU nobody asked for !!
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“What do you mean you have never had an orgasm? Don't you have sex with your husband?” Rio stares at her in disbelief. Agatha gingerly removes a strand of hair from her cheek. The expression on Rio's face is priceless, even if she'd like to avoid feeling pitied. “I think the last time we had sex was when I got pregnant with my son.”
A Bohner Family Reunion AU
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27 Nov 2025
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Belatedly, Agatha realizes she’s nervous. She never gave Rio an answer one way or the other– not deeming the situation serious enough to unblock her number– but now she has the sudden burning fear that maybe Rio won’t be here after all and she’ll have to do this by herself.
She thinks she might throw up her coffee in the decorative, half-dead bushes lining the parking lot at the thought, but then Agatha sees her.
Leaning against the building just to the side of the front doors, face drawn in concentration beneath her sunglasses as she talks into her cell phone, her free arm crossed over her chest while her hand gesticulates in time with her words. She taps one brown loafer-clad foot against the concrete, clearly displeased with whoever she's talking to. The sunlight catches on the defined muscles of her arms, golden bronze and mouthwatering.
The moment Rio sees her she lifts the sunglasses from her face, meeting Agatha’s eyes and quickly wrapping up her conversation. She was waiting for me, Agatha realizes. Unsure what to do with that, she simply crosses the lot to meet her.
Or: The one where an estranged Agatha & Rio find themselves joining a class action lawsuit together.
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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21 Oct 2025
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Based on her age and the fact that Rio knows all the attendings, she must be a new intern.
But what intern shows up as a welcome BBQ for their new job in that.
Her high waisted jean shorts cut off at her butt. No, above her butt, the sloped edges of her ass hanging out the back. Despite the fact that she looks no more than 5’4”, her legs look impossibly long. The expanse of smooth, milky skin stretches down to her feet, adored in high heeled wedges completely inappropriate for the venue. Her brunette hair is tied up in a ponytail, but still reaches halfway down her back in messy waves. She’s wearing a deep purple crochet top, cropped to above her belly button. As she heads for the cooler without a word, Rio can see the criss-crossed ties forming three perfect bows across her bare back.
Christ.
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---Dr. Rio Vidal, internal medicine attending and her annoyingly charming intern, Agatha Harkness.
Older Rio/younger Agatha as doctors AU; ie if the coven was like Grey's Anatomy
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29 Sep 2025
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A voice echoed in her head. "A new addition, I see."
Rio stiffened. That… had been inside her mind.
"Don’t look around like that, nobody can hear me but you." The voice was low, feminine, with an unmistakable edge of amusement.
Rio turned her attention to the professor’s table. The woman was still watching her, a wicked smirk curling at her lips.
Fuck. What a bitch.
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29 Sep 2025