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“Also, if I might remind you, we are all actively going through hell—I think I’m allowed to look like shit.”
“Now, I didn’t say all that!” Mike protests immediately, so overexaggerated that it cannot be entirely serious. “You don’t look like shit—quite the opposite, actually.”
Will stumbles immediately, and Mike catches him, because of course he does.
A military base is burning down behind them, casting everything in a golden glow that could perhaps even count as romantic were it not for the circumstances it came to be in the first place, adding a blurry, near-dreamlike quality to the air, and he stumbles like an idiot, and Mike catches him around the waist as if this were some romantic comedy.
Maybe he didn’t do shit back there, in actuality, and got ripped apart by a demogorgon limb by limb, died and ascended, because surely Mike didn’t just say—
“The—opposite?”
“Yeah,” Mike says, unrepentant, straightening him up and continuing like nothing is off about this line of conversation at all. “The blood is quite a good look on you.”
or: how the season should have gone
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find home in a new biome by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
21 Dec 2025
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Credence does not mean to follow him—
He does not mean to do anything, really; has not meant to do anything he did, neither before nor up until now. Consciousness is a distant thing in the vastness of the void, mind blissfully liberated from both emotionality and logicality, and the incorporeal substance of him is driven by nothing but indistinct instinct.
So, he follows the man, the blue of his coat and the red of his hair the only colours that register in the directionless haze of Credence’s mind.
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a taste of the mundane by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Mar 2025
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Held tight, near-desperate, against a body that seems to have been carved by the gods themselves to taunt him, Viktor feels at home in a way nothing has ever managed, neither the hole he used to live in as a child, or the tiny apartment he occupied topside, not even their lab.
This, he thinks, is where he belongs; not in the Undercity, nor this commune, but Jayce’s arms.
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- Part 2 of harsh augmented reality
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a taste of the divine by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Feb 2025
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Jayce almost kills him—should kill him, the multitude of reasons, the plethora of why distorting his eyesight, the choir of his own voice promising echoing within the infinite space between his brain and skull—but then Viktor opens his eyes, a flicker of gold in crystalline blue, and Jayce—doesn’t.
Can’t.
Or: Jayce doesn't kill Viktor at first sight and gets his mind fixed (and much more than he could have ever hoped).
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- Part 1 of harsh augmented reality
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the struggles (and benefits) of poor penmanship by johnnyfucksup
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Jan 2025
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Viktor finds it when he is going through Jayce’s notebook. Though maybe it is his, now, too, considering that Jayce has apparently diligently kept to signing every single page of his notes—egotistical bastard that he is—, but now adding Viktor’s name.
But it is not the horribly misleading Viktor and Jayce Talis that catches his eye—although it certainly does, and he mentally bookmarks that discovery to tease Jayce about it later—or the sketches of his face—those he is aware of, Jayce is not subtle, though he is a little surprised at the quantity of them—but something else entirely.
A guide. To his handwriting.
It is colour-coded.
Or: Viktor has such bad handwriting that literally one else can read it. That is, until Jayce comes along.
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harsh augmented reality by johnnyfucksup
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Mar 2025
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the domestic commune au we all deserve after the emotional clusterfuck of season 2, aka the good timeline where nothing bad happens, ever. literally no plot, all happiness (and probably some metaphysical mindfucking but what else do you expect of me?)
title from harsh augmented reality by strawberry mountain (because a, i love the song, and b, i thought it was hilariously fitting)
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fraternizing with the police by johnnyfucksup
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
17 Jun 2022
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Jerkson:
Can you repeat it but LOUDER?Crap-Mon <3:
this is a written conversationJerkson:
Im waitingCrap-Mon <3:
…Jerkson:
…Crap-Mon <3:
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELPJerkson:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahor
Namjoon needs new friends
Prompts: I’m way too sober for this| We need to talk about your life choices
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- Part 4 of Texting can be a dangerous thing
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16 Oct 2020
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Can You Hear My Heart by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types
05 Oct 2015
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Based on a prompt from newtmos on tumblr: "au where your otp meets for the first time and person a is trying to talk with person b but person a realizes that person b has been staring at their lips for a while and person a thinks person b wants to kiss them when really person b is deaf and is trying to make out the words coming out of person a’s mouth"
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20 Nov 2015