jokebear

bite sized magical joke bear



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    A collection of the fics I’ve written & published for ORV Women Week over the years(?)

    Words:
    8,211
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    3
  2. Summary

    When the next day comes around, there’s the smell of freshly-cooked rice and eggs. You’ve woken up early to make breakfast. You’re not the best cook.

    Still, you set the dining table and place your feelings over plates with cut apples or pears or tangerines instead of words. You place the eggs there. You place the rice. Here, you say. Here, look at this: can’t you see how much I love you? Eat well, please. Always.

    fics focusing on platonic relationships in orv --- especially the familial ones! i.e. lsk & kdj, kdj & lgy & sys, lgy & sys, yjh & yma

    Words:
    40,547
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    68
  3. Words:
    57,849
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    23
  4. Words:
    13,303
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    61
  5. Summary

    Things I’ve written for ORV Reader Week 2022! Prompt list here.

    Words:
    26,908
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    56

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    ‘The springtime of their lives is far from over!’

    An ocean away from home and halfway into their year abroad, The Host Club is living the dream - all together in one big house!

    Kaoru is mature enough to know it can’t stay that way forever, but that doesn’t mean he can’t dream. What was it Kyoya was always saying? ‘If you’re going to dream, do it in your own bed?’

    Their world will continue to expand, and they can only learn more about themselves and each other. Particularly, Kaoru's learned more about their club’s resident megane character - he may act all cool and mysterious, but Kaoru's on to his secret, Kyoya is just as cute as the rest of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    157,373
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    629
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    20,890

    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    great. thanks so much

    should probably properly reread the last 2 chapters because it's currently 1 am and my age has gotten to me i need to doze in a rocking chair

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Until Hinata is folding the laundry one morning, singing a silly little song to himself, and when he turns around the wolf on his bed is no longer a wolf but a man (unfamiliar, handsome, naked)—  

    “Oh my god,” the naked man says, grinning. “You sing while you work? That’s so… cute.”

    He’s got wolf ears on his head and a fucking tail. Mortified and terrified in equal parts, Hinata does the only thing he can think of in the moment: launch a full-out, empty-handed attack while screaming loudly enough to wake the dead.

    fairy tale (red riding hood-ish) au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    1,065
    Bookmarks:
    244
    Hits:
    7,344

    20 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i cant stop thinking about this fic

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lee Jihye shouts out next, looking distressed beyond belief that she didn’t know any of this before. “I called Ahjussi ugly, like, seconds ago. And he’s not even ugly?! But he looks ugly!”

    “It’s a skill issue,” Kim Dokja laments.

    “Skill issue,” Yoo Joonghyuk mumbles to himself. “What a dumbass.”

    ( In which Kim Dokja is an ex-supermodel, and all it takes is three years of companionship for the rest to figure it out. Except Han Sooyoung. But fuck Han Sooyoung, anyway. )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    12,703
    Bookmarks:
    2,038
    Hits:
    81,686

    18 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Yoo Joonghyuk,” Kim Dokja laughs, eyes scrunching up into crescents in the way that makes Yoo Joonghyuk stop and stare. He’s standing right in front of the window, the morning light behind him giving his silhouette a hazy outline.

    His eyes are bright, brighter than the soft strands of his hair painted gold by the sun behind him. "How do I look?" Kim Dokja asks, tilting his head to the side and making the light shift to form a halo around him.

    Fuck. Yoo Joonghyuk thinks glumly to himself, The curtains had to be white.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    3,715
    Bookmarks:
    522
    Hits:
    25,419

    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the summary itself already makes me want to scream hello

  5. Public Bookmark 50

    Tags
    Summary

    [> Hidden Scenario: "The Unspoken Truth"]

    Category: Special
    Clear Conditions: Make Kim Dokja reciprocate your confession.
    Time Limit: 10 days
    Failure Penalty: [Death]

    Yoo Joonghyuk’s first reaction was to kill whoever designed this scenario.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    491
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3,358

    15 Feb 2026

Navigation