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    goofy twitter threadfics, plus anything that started life as a twitter shitpost

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    (There was an old church in Enbarr that Edelgard was taken to occasionally as a child, and inside, there was a large, exquisite, pristine statue of the goddess. She remembers being told that no one was allowed to touch the statue except to clean it, because the statue needed to stay perfect, unblemished, just as the goddess was.

    When she was a little older, this was one of the first things that made her realize the goddess couldn’t be real.)

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    When Edelgard learns the full story of what happened to Byleth's appearance five years ago, she isn't quite sure how to feel.

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Klavier is gone when Apollo gets back to their room, presumably getting ready for bed himself. Apollo leaves the light on for him and climbs into the lower bunk, facing the wall, tucking himself in with one of the threadbare, train-issued blankets. Except it’s not a threadbare, train-issued blanket.

    Because it’s Klavier’s, and it smells like him, and it’s all warm and cozy, and Apollo is absolutely doing this to himself. But, well. Klavier had to put down this blanket for a reason. Knowing what they were going to do. So it’s fine. Really. It is.

    Klavier shuts the door softly when he gets back into the room. A second later, he’s flicked off the lights. He bumps into maybe everything on his way to the bed. Apollo would laugh if his heart wasn’t pounding so furiously.

    Klavier’s weight settles on the side of the bed. “Is this still okay?”

    Apollo shifts himself closer to the cabin wall. Klavier climbs into bed beside him, back settling up against Apollo’s.

    He’s warm. Apollo knew he would be.

    Or: a 52-hour journey on a sleeper train, a small, shared room, and the ever-closing distance between them.

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    06 Sep 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    As Phoenix Wright hurries off through the courtroom doors, Trucy calls out, “See ya later, old boy!” She gets a wave in return, but behind Phoenix’s easy smile, Apollo can sense a deep uncertainty. He wonders if it’s anything like the worry that swirls in his own stomach, even now.

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    Or: At nine years old, Apollo is shipped off to America to stay with his mother. The rest, as they say, is history.

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    05 Sep 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Trials are high–stakes at the best of times, but none more so than this one. Not for the actual trial itself, a simple case of larceny—a far cry from their usual murder cases—but because Apollo Justice has a vibrator stuffed in his cunt.

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    Apollo gets fucked over the very bench he serves justice from.

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    09 Aug 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Trucy is 9 and preparing to run away from home. Apollo is 24 and ordering too many drinks at the airport bar. Valant is 47 and trying to speak to the woman he has loved for more than two decades.

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    16 Apr 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Spending seven years circumnavigating someone will change you. Knowing someone always does. The question is whether you end up better or worse.

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    03 Apr 2025

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