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    Prompt: (Gen or slash) After Beth leaves Adam, he thinks about how to deal with everything on his own - selling the apartment, packing for California, communicating with people there - and decides to post an ad on Craiglist. He’s looking for someone who can “take care of things” for him - things that are “messy” and “complicated”. Nigel answers the ad, expecting to be hired as a contract killer. He ends up becoming a very odd version of Jeeves.

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    Will just wants to get through his best man duties with as little drama (and as much alcohol) as possible. Sure, the bride he's standing with is his ex, and sure, he might have made out with the other best man at the bachelorette party — but that's not the biggest problem. Will's far more concerned with the fact that his fellow Best Man might just be a killer, and that may not stop them from making out again...

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    Dev smashed Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, and a Pepé Le Pew cartoon into a fic because no one was supervising her.

    Fic is complete and will update Wednesdays

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Will Graham has always had trouble with taste. His empathy, which easily picks up on emotions swirling around him, has tainted his tongue. Every home-cooked meal is a curse, flavored with thoughts and emotions he doesn't want. After years of trying to deal with others' cooking, Will has resigned himself to a life of anonymous fast food and frozen dinners — things that don't trigger his empathy.

    But when a new doctor shows up and insists on feeding him, Will's palate will be challenged for the first time in years.

    Basically: Will can taste feelings, and Hannibal's got some "crème fraîche" he'd like Will to try...

    Story is complete and with updates posted Wednesdays.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    He doesn't want to have children for the clan that murdered his father, or for the village that let it happen.

    Neji and Sasuke discover that they are more alike than they think.

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    13 Oct 2025