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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    How social media reacts to Shane and Ilya’s attempts at a soft launch a.k.a. @realhollanov being the only one to pick up what they’re putting down and going insane because of it.

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    5 times Shane and Ilya soft launched and the one time they hard launched (and the internet’s reactions)

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    27 Mar 2026

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    26 Mar 2026

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    "Okay, right, I guess you don't know who I am," the voice says quickly, breathing unevenly. "I'm Hayden."

    “As in…” Troy blinks, trying to force his brain online, “the Voyager’s first-line left wing?”

    “Yes. As in exactly that.” Hayden says, probably a lot stressed because Troy can almost hear him pacing from the other line. “Do you know where the fuck Shane is?”

    Troy is obligated to bring his phone screen into his field of vision one more time just to make sure this is not some bizarre alcohol-induced hallucination.

    “What?” He asks, his voice sharpening, “Why on earth would I know where your captain is?”

    “Shit.” He says, “I meant Ilya.”

    OR: a (mostly) canon-compliant fic about how all the couples from Game Changers series reacted when they see the FanMail Hayden recorded to fucking Brad.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

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    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    24 Mar 2026