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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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19 May 2026
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"No," she said. "Why would you?"
Draco stared at her then, open and plain, without any indication of feeling or thought. "You're asking me why I would?"
"Right?" asked Hermione, rhetorically, in a rush of heated breath. "Why would you?"
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Malfoy’s hand is unforgiving against her own, squeezing hard enough that it aches. Hermione digs her nails in, knowing the sensitive expanse of his pale skin will be marked for hours.
A fair trade, considering the heavy diamond ring on her finger that feels like a shackle. Her hand and arm still tingle from the binding magic, and she can’t risk looking down at it. She knows if she does, she’ll remember the gold strand that wrapped around her skin, tying them together for the rest of their miserable lives.
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16 May 2026
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The first time Hermione Granger thought about Malfoy naked, it had been a fleeting thought.
The second time, an accident.
But the third... The third time was definitely on purpose.
And given the intensity of his responses, it certainly couldn't be helped.
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16 May 2026
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Through a few forced breaths, Hermione manages to settle her nausea well enough to slide out of bed, squinting at the bright morning light. The braid of ribbons follows her left hand as she pulls the curtains closed, a giant knot of silver and gold that won’t shake free. While she works on unwinding them from her hand and arm, she checks the papers, finding the signatures she hoped they would be too drunk to remember to complete.
Unfortunately not. There they sit, sloppy and side by side.
Her’s a little cramped and rushed, his a little too large and loopy.
Her lungs squeeze tight. They actually did it. At some point between the first glass of nettle wine and the last bottle of Dragon Barrel brandy, it must have stopped being a joke.
She’s still wearing her dress from the night before, which fits the messy carnage that surrounds her. It’s wrinkled and a bit twisted around her waist, but at least it’s not tossed on the floor with the rest of her marriage licence.
The only thing missing is her apparent husband.
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16 May 2026
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Charmed by dreamsofdramione, inadaze22 for jaxxinabox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2021
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"I'll have you know, Malfoy, that they didn't lose interest in me. Quite the opposite, actually." She gestured to her jewel with a superior expression. "My charmed pendant went just as dull as it is right now."
"Hmm." Draco's head tilted, his eyebrow rising along with the smirk on his face. "Is that so?"
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Charms don't lie.
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- Part 1 of Glow
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15 May 2026
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"We happen to work together on projects from time to time."
"I happen to not give a fuck."
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Hermione believes that every problem has a solution, and that solution can be found in a book. That is, until Draco starts sitting to her right every Friday. She has no answers until help comes in the form of an unlikely source: Ron Weasley.
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14 May 2026
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“A gentleman shouldn’t do this, Granger, but I never claimed to be one.”
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Strange You Never Knew by raven_maiden for weestarmeggie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2020
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“Three minutes to the lift, two to the board room. I believe that gives me”—he lifted his forearm to check his watch—“eight minutes to make you come.”Fire pooled in her belly. “A bit cocky, are we?”
“I’ve gotten you off in less.”
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Something strange is up with Malfoy, Hermione's fellow Auror and secret shagging partner. Ready or not, she's about to find out.
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14 May 2026
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“You’re an arrogant prick."“I know.”
“You harass me constantly.”
“I prefer ‘tease.’”
“You have no right to touch me.”
“Probably not.”
Hermione seized what was left of her self-control and ripped free, stumbling backward. “What is this.”
Malfoy simply tilted his head. “What do you think?”
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Hermione Granger has a brilliant idea for the office Christmas Party this year. Her coworker, Draco Malfoy, begs to disagree.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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The silence stretched. She finally found the courage to lift her eyes, and every inch of her body flared to life.Malfoy was staring at her like a man parched.
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Hermione Granger is perfectly fine spending the holidays on her own, thank you very much. So when Draco Malfoy shows up on her doorstep and insists on joining her for the evening, there's only one possible explanation: the universe is trying to kill her.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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“Since when does Hermione Granger wear a dress like that?”“Since she feels like it.”
His mouth twitched and he stood aside, opening the door. “After you.” He caught her wrist as she tried to pass through. “Red’s your color, Granger.”
She tore her arm free and made a beeline for the bar.
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After one last night together at the Ministry Gala, Hermione Granger plans to purge her secret shagging partner from her system. But when it comes to Draco Malfoy, nothing goes according to plan.- Language:
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11 May 2026
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Adulthood. Draco prepares for Hermione to see him naked for the first time. Featuring thirsty descriptions of Draco's flawed but gorgeous body because it's 2022 and we need it. Extreme and graphic smut. Content warnings in end notes.
For more Dramione, from fluff and angst to joyous porn, see my table of contents.
Characters by J.K. Rowling. May she come to her senses and soon.
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- Part 4 of Dramione: Porn/Thirst/Indecency
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27 Apr 2026
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Still Life by monsterleadmehome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
04 Jun 2020
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He rucked her skirts up, hands running up the length of her thighs. She mentally cursed her decision to wear stockings today, but at least she had foregone knickers, as the stockings were full coverage. Her breaths came in heavy pants as Draco’s thumb brushed over her damp center. He drew a shuddered breath. “What—” he asked between kisses, “ —are we going to do about this?”
He had meant the situation—them—but she took it more literally. “Rip them.”
Hermione Granger is Minister for Magic and on the brink of divorce. When the Wizengamot suggests reinstating the office of Advisor to the Minister for Magic, it sounds like a good idea... When widower Draco Malfoy is offered a chance to work closely with the Minister, he gladly accepts.
Russian translation available here.
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27 Apr 2026
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“What are you doing in my office, Malfoy?” she asked, toeing the line between businesslike and unfriendly.
He glanced over, eyes flicking from her face down her body once, before fixing his attention back on her books.
“I was under the impression you were an investigative journalist,” he quipped, then lifted a hand to the spines.
“Don’t touch my books,” she snapped. “You can’t just invite yourself in.”
“The witch downstairs implied your assistant could.” He gestured to himself with the raised hand, turning his obedience at not messing with her things into something distinctly insouciant. Prat.
And then his words registered.
She jolted back like she’d been slapped, blinking against the cognitive assault. “What? No. You’re claiming that you are my new research assistant?”
“Cracked it in one,” he drawled, sliding his hands into his trouser pockets.
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Or where Hermione is investigating a highly suspect bit of plant cultivation and Draco accidentally helps.
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10 Feb 2026
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Seokjin’s career as a wedding MC is on the rise. He is known to be professional, charming and polite, and he most certainly does not get involved with the bride’s older brother on a sort of casual, low commitment basis, except that is exactly what he does.
aka a Namjin situationship fic.
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
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what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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19 Dec 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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01 Sep 2025
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rearview by harrowsong for Liveourlifelikenobodyelse
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Nov 2021
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“Hyung,” Jimin says to Namjoon perching on the barstool next to him, “you wanna get out of here?”
Namjoon fumbles with his drink. Crystal glass shatters on the tile floor. The bartender gives Namjoon a withering look, and reaches for the blue roll under the counter.
“What?” Namjoon croaks, cheeks burning and eyes wide enough to swallow a man.
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13 Aug 2025
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Jimin leans in to hear Namjoon better and just...says it. It just comes out. Maybe because it sounds so funny in his head, “Did you ever think about sleeping with me?”
He wants his question to be sweet and open: pure curiosity. It doesn't sound anything like that.
Namjoon looks at him again. It’s a dark look, a cautionary look. A don’t do it, look.
Jimin’s breath catches in his throat.Or, Jimin and Namjoon return to Malta years after Bon Voyage 3.
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12 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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24 Feb 2025
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While enlisting, Seokjin falls in love with a fellow recruit but never confesses his feelings. Post-enlistment he tries to move on, and as he sets out to build confidence in romance, it only makes sense to sleep with Namjoon. Wait, what?
“Should we pretend to be other people?”
Namjoon turned his head to him, his voice a low, quiet rumble. “Who would you want us to be?”