joulethieves



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  1. Summary

    first he hit you, then you forgot it
    till he held you up by the neck
    once the tiny
    black dots had started
    you just could not stop laughing

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  2. Summary

    balthier and vaan have lots of really hot sex and i write about it for you because i'm a nice person

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  3. Summary

    ffamran, jules, a dash of cid.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Yeah, yeah, don’t get your panties in a twist, I’m almost there,” he muttered back once she paused her complaining. He wasn’t lying, either; he had just turned the corner of Leblanc’s alleyway, catching sight of the familiar restaurant.

    Faintly, he heard a laugh down the line that wasn’t from Ann. There was a brief scuffle, and then Akira’s voice was low in Ryuji’s ear. “She doesn’t have any panties on to be twisting right now, Ryuji.”

    Ryuji stopped dead in his tracks, metres away from Leblanc's door. “Wh-huh?”

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    11 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Zorba?” Junah asks as she picks up a scrap of white cloth and dabs it into a pot of oil. She rubs at the faded remnants of her lipstick until the cloth comes away mottled with streaks of coral pink. “How do you do your lipstick like that?”

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    30 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    The vulgar boy has soft lips. How Ren knows this is difficult to explain. Mainly because any attempt to think about it starts with holy and ends with shit.

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    25 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Tsume gropes Hige's tummy; awkward boners ensue.

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    14 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Tsume takes Toboe in the rain.

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    01 Sep 2025