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    When someone asks Brucie Wayne what he thinks of Superman using human women to "spread his genes", Batman tells him to think fast.

    When Bruce responds by making up an affair, Batman says, Not that fast!

    Superman says, What?

    Clark Kent says, Absolutely not.

    Lois Lane says ...That could work.

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    Bruce Wayne has been Batman for nearly ten months already, more importantly he’s just been named Gotham's most eligible bachelor.

    Clark Kent is Superman but more importantly he’s trying to make his mark as a Daily Planet reporter, cue the interview with Gotham's royalty courtesy of one Jimmy Olsen.

     

    [Edited for some spelling and grammar mistakes 13/10/25 whoops]

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    20 Jul 2025

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    Ranpo never believed in romance. That was until he realized his feelings for his 'Rival,' Edgar Allen Poe...

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    “I told you,” says Teru patiently. Strobing lights flare out of the darkness behind him at random neon intervals. “There’s a dress code, little brother. You can’t come in looking like that.”

    (A collection of MP100 fics written for prompts, featuring a mixed assortment of AUs, tropes, and character combinations, with Ritsu's general background level of suffering the only constant.)

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    09 Nov 2022

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    “Look, I’m just asking, okay? Not– I don't mean anything by it. But, uh.” His eyes darted back and forth, then he leaned in close to Steve. Steve had gotten used to that, kind of. The guy had no concept of personal space. “Are you flagging?” Eddie finally finished.

    Steve shook his head slowly, eyes narrowed. He had no idea what that meant. He had no answer. “What?”

    Eddie leaned away from Steve, facing forward again and nodding. “Okay, got it. That answers my question. Carry on.”

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    A (mostly) innocent question leads Steve Harrington on a journey of self-discovery, friendship, sex, and romance.

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    18 Oct 2022