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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    10 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    The girl behind the desk skimmed over the screen after Lance scribbled his name and handed it back. She clicked a few things on her computer and then gave a bright, too-cheerful smile that immediately made Lance suspicious.
    The girl glanced at her tablet, scrolling. “You’re in luck. There’s one tutor free right now. Keith Kogane.”
    Pidge immediately snorted. Lance’s stomach dropped.
    “You know what?” he said, already stepping back. “I think I’m good. Actually. I’m feeling a lot better about centrifugal forces and... whatever. We’ll just call it character development.”

     

    Lance is gloriously failing AP Physics C and winds up at the student center desperate for help in order to pass the midterm and just as luck would have it, he ends up being tutored by the one person in his class that he can’t stand.

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    07 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Past lives couldn’t ever hold me down
    Lost love is sweeter when it’s finally found
    I’ve got the strangest feeling this isn’t our first time around
    Past lives couldn’t ever come between us
    Sometimes the dreamers finally wake up
    Don’t wake me I’m not dreaming

    In which Lance dreams of half a dozen different past lives that can’t be real, but somehow all have one thing in common: Keith

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    20 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lance, in moments.

    Well. Lance, about Keith.

    Or: Lance thinks about his potential relationship with Keith, but it's a mundane ficlet.

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    03 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    The first day of kindergarten was the day Keith Kogane met the love of his life.

    Screaming and covered in snot, the first thing he’d said to him was Um. He didn’t even want to talk to him, but his mom said that he had to. Just once, she said. Just this one. We’ll be doing them a favour, she said. Keith never really got it, but something about what she said must’ve been right, because things went pretty well from there. Or maybe it was them. Maybe they were what was right.

    He’d be there for every milestone, every fight, every build-up and breakdown. But we’re not there yet.

    Keith doesn’t even know he’s in love yet.

    Right now, Keith is eight years old, and the first day of kindergarten was the day Keith met his best friend in the whole world.

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    a klance soulmate au featuring everyone who bears witness to their dumbassery — updates every saturday at 6pm CT

    !! on hiatus — chapters resuming as time permits !!

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    02 May 2022