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  1. Summary

    The Autobots still lay sleeping and the Decepticons rule the Earth in their ongoing quest for amassing Energon. Yet, even though much of the human race remain enslaved by their alien oppressors, some have slipped through the cracks and live on in their ruined cities, running and hiding but still free.

    Largely G1 AU but with a mishmash of characters stolen from Bayverse, Armada and Animated. (Formerly titled 'Prometheus Asleep')

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  3. Summary

    A collection of slightly skewed fairy tales starring our favorite Transformers.

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    Four years after his future turns to cinders, Adrien is a servant in the house he was meant to inherit. Disowned by his father and abused by his stepmother, his days are filled with drudgery until he meets a masked huntress in the forest behind his father's chateau.

    As his friendship with Ladybug turns to first love, he dreams of a future spent at her side.

    Then, on the eve of the Princess's masquerade, he meets his guardian—and is granted a wish.

    [Ladrien Cinderella AU]

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    06 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Give me ALL the Adrien as a Disney princess tropes.

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Ladybug." Its voice echoed oddly, the akuma's robotic soprano underpinned by a man's harsh voice. Papillon’s voice. "Bring your miraculous to Sacré-Coeur in twenty minutes, or you will never see Chat Noir again."

    JOSSED AND DISCONTINUED.

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    20 Aug 2018

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    22 Sep 2012

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    "Oh my God, Scott put soy in the cart, he put fake meat in the cart, he's trying to kill us all."

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    27 Aug 2012

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    It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.

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    27 Apr 2012

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In which Octopus should probably not be given iPhone privileges.