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Fraternizing by kalpurna
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale has an unexpected house guest. Crowley disapproves.
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King Derek takes a consort.
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drunktuesdays: Let's taunt ourselves with fic that we will never write.
Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised.
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I had a conversation one time (uh, five times) with drunktuesdays about Derek Hale being a cat, and we kept having to just stop talking because it was so true that we had nothing more to say. So here's that fic!
Derek gets turned into a cat. Stiles learns to be a cat person.
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"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."
Derek doesn't respond.
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As Merlin’s bodyguard, Arthur sees it as his duty to discipline Merlin for sneaking out at night and drinking while underage.
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06 Nov 2014
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“Yeah, he’ll be fine,” Derek says evenly, hoping Scott is too freaked out to sense that it’s at least two-thirds of a lie because Derek probably knows what this is and Stiles is probably going to be just fine, but poking purple mushrooms with sticks has consequences, dammit.
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03 Apr 2013
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Angels fucking wept and Stiles got nervous.
The only reason a guy who looked like this and drove a car like this would be picking up a scrawny underage hooker was because he wanted to do to Stiles the sorts of things you couldn't ask a girlfriend or boyfriend for, or even a stranger in a bar. Nasty-bad wrong things. Things that only money handed over could make better, silence bought and paid for.
Or maybe a dead hooker in a ditch who couldn't talk, no need to pay for the silence.
But Stiles had his own methods for making sure that didn't happen.
Stiles is a vampire. Derek's still the Alpha. And there's knotting.
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06 Mar 2013
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He's a 16-year-old guy. He has a *right* to jerk off.
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20 Feb 2013