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Patient Name: Wilson, Wade Winston by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
21 Feb 2025
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Excerpts from the patient record for Wade W. Wilson, to be faxed to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, c/o Hank McCoy.
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Stuck in the Jetwash by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Jul 2024
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Or, Dennis Reynolds and the Terrible, No-Good, Horrible, Very Bad, Endlessly-Repeating Day.
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Charlie Kelly vs. the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania 2: Annotated Boogaloo by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jan 2024
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The annotated version of "Charlie Kelly vs. the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania," with all the missed clues and inaccuracies pointed out.
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Charlie Kelly vs. the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jan 2024
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After the Gang accidentally burns down a building, Frank's lawyers suggest an assessment to determine whether Charlie can enter an insanity plea. The results are what you would expect out of the criminal justice system in 2006.
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If someone had asked fourteen year old Dennis whether there was such a thing as "too normal" and gotten an honest answer, he would have told them no. Present-day Dennis did not agree.
Alternate title: Dennis Loses his Shit.
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Charlie Kelly vs. the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
Fandom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jan 2024
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Some bodies are like temples; opulent and untouched
Some are like houses; decaying and worn
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Bookmarked by keepitsecretkeepitsafe
23 Jan 2026
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Venom, eager to prove its worth, takes care of a sick, insecure Eddie.
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26 Nov 2025
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How to baptise an alien child by yeahwrite
Fandoms: Venom (Comics), Marvel, Venom - Fandom
25 Nov 2018
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Also known as: how to do a traditional religious family ceremony, when you have both lost faith in your religion and are part of a family that is anything but traditional.
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15 Nov 2025
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The Magnus Institute vs the 21st Century: a series of emails and IMs by shinyopals
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Oct 2020
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What happens if the Magnus Institute gets a Data Protection Officer? What's it like to work in Tech Support? How are employee reviews conducted when your manager is Peter Lukas? This series does its best to answers these sorts of hard-hitting questions about office life at the Institute.
S3-S4 era, no s5 spoilers, and yes you can pretend everything ends 5 minutes into MAG160.
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19 Oct 2025
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fade and fixture by winged-winter (the_three_garridebs)
Fandoms: Venom (Comics), Venom (Marvel Movies)
25 Mar 2022
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Eddie starts seeing a new therapist to process his past. Venom wants to be a part of the process, but doesn't know how to adapt to human ideas about psychotherapy. Will he ever get to the bottom of things, help Eddie heal? Or will he be shut out? (Written as a Venom-centric fic.)
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Just don’t understand why we can’t do this together, too, Eddie. They’re streaming down the highway at this point, guided in part by Eddie’s experience, and Venom’s inhuman abilities.
Venom senses caution, flashing in slow-motion like a worn-down neon sign in Eddie’s brain. This is the same feeling Eddie gets when he’s navigating a difficult interview.
People have really complicated, fucked up lives. And sometimes, to deal with that, we go see the “mind doctors” to talk about it. It can help. But the process is really personal, and I just want to have space to deal with it in private. If that’s okay with you.
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17 Oct 2025