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“Wait, wait,” Lance stood up. “You are driving to Houston.”
“Yes.”
“A drive that’s over thirty hours.”
“Yup.”
“By yourself.”
“Sure seems like it.”
“To clean out a storage container of your dead mother, that you have never met, that is now legally under your name.”
“Correct.”
Lance wondered if Keith had lost his mind.
“Keith, there could be dead bodies in that storage container!” He argued. “Or a meth lab. Or worse, mannequins dressed up like dolls sat at a tea party or some weird shit like that.”
Keith offered him an unimpressed blink. “I’ll be fine.”
“Keith, this is insane. You can’t go by yourself!”
Keith glanced at him as he shouldered his backpack.
“Come with me then.”
And that small, damned smirk tilted Keith’s lips as he held Lance’s gaze.
“What do you think, Lance?” He asked. “2,251 miles. Think you could handle it?”
Lance stopped short.
Contemplated.
And, well. Lance had nothing to do either.
So. That’s how this all started.Two disasters drive cross-country to clean out a storage container that may have dead bodies hidden inside and, hey, maybe a bit of love as well.
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16 Oct 2025
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Cereal Sweepstakes and Other Bad Ideas ft. Lance McClain by ruralfishingcat
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 May 2018
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After winning a free session from a cereal contest, Lance decides to visit Voltron Skydiving. Unfortunately, there's only one employee working at the time and he has a stupid mullet. And to make matters worse, Lance seemingly can't escape interactions with him.
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when chaos meets messenger apps by leedonghyucks
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Apr 2021
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9.43 p.m.
dazai: wow this group is dead
chuuya: we’re all employed, idiot
dazai: ya ok but its not office hours anymore
chuuya: u of all people should know that our office hours arent conventional… what a clown
dazai: im ur clown tho
chuuya: no <3
dazai: heart been broke so many times idk what to believe mama said its my fault i wear my heart on my sleeve i think its best i put my heart in ice- Language:
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24 Aug 2020

