king_not_real
Fandoms
- Team Fortress 2 (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Spy sneaks into Sniper's camper for some good old snooping, but is take aback when Sniper's blanket falls away from his waist
AKA sniperspy size kink
-
Tags
Summary
Spy wants to show Sniper how much he trusts him.
-
Tags
Summary
Sniper can't take it anymore.
-
You Can Call Me Mommy And I'll Give A Dog A Bone by king_not_real
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
07 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
Sniper accidentally calls Spy something he didn't mean to. And he's pretty sure he's gonna die from embarrassment.
-
Tags
Summary
Mumbo K. Jumbo has never felt romantic love before. He's a teenage boy, so of course he's had...urges..before, but never before has he had a crush. And he never really wanted to. But then he meets Grian Watcher. He has so many new emotions, and has no idea how to handle them! Why can't humans be as easy as machines?
----------
AKA a Grumbo Highschool AU written by an aroace person who knows nothing about mechanics (´－｀;)
(Title from Campus by Vampire Weekend)
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
When House is nowhere to be found, Wilson is the one that has to find him.
Bookmarked by king_not_real
07 Sep 2025
-
to be competely at your beck and call by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)
Fandoms: House M.D.
31 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
'“If you don’t have a dog, why do you have this?”
And then Wilson turns around, House’s collar wrapped delicately around his hand.
...Ah.
Shit.'
or:
Wilson finds House's old collar. He doesn't expect it to lead to anything other than teasing and mockery - until Wilson sets about proving him wrong.
Bookmarked by king_not_real
11 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
"You know how I got interested in medicine? When my mother drank, she couldn't handle me, so she locked me in my father's study. Only so many hours you can cry and bang on the door before you give up, find something to read. We all have family dysfunction. That's why we're successful. To fill that hole."
When House comes to hospital hangover and still a bit drunk, he does something that hits Chase way too close to home.
TW: Mentions of: Alcohol Use, Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Past Child Abuse/Neglect, Panic Attacks
Bookmarked by king_not_real
15 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“Just so we're clear,” Sniper begins, gesturing briskly between the two of them, “We an item now? Dating? The whole shebang?”
Series
- Part 5 of Pride Kisses 2025
Bookmarked by king_not_real
10 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Wilson has OCD, and one day during a board meeting, he gets an onslaught of intrusive thoughts about House's death, and when he struggles to complete his compulsions, it triggers a panic attack. House tries to comfort him but he is bad with emotions
Bookmarked by king_not_real
04 Jul 2025