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“Kyle, you don’t care about gay people” Stan deadpanned.
“Well, I do now!”
“No you don’t. You care about talking my ears off about some dumb shit Cartman did or said every time we hang out. And that’s when I don’t have to listen to you two actually arguing with each other. It’s always “Cartman this, Cartman that, God how I hate Cartman, Stan did you hear what Cartman said this time, blah blah blah Cartman”, fuck dude, you’re like, obsessed with him”
Kyle felt as if someone just poured a bucket full of ice over his head. Obsessed. Him. With Eric fucking Cartman. The audacity.
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Or how it all started with a single sentence and a bet.
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16 Jan 2026
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Okay, basically, Cartman got into a huge fight with Kyle. Both are giving each other the silent treatment out of spite. Cartman comes up with a really shitty idea: he pays Craig to bully him, just to see how Kyle reacts. The first few times are just verbal insults, and Kyle doesn’t really do anything, even suspecting it might be Cartman’s scheme. But when it finally escalates to physical violence, Kyle decides that whether it's real or not, he can't let Craig and his gang treat Cartman that way.
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12 Jan 2026
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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08 Oct 2025