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    “It’s… sorry, what is it?”
    Stede darts his tongue out to wet his lips. He looks very furtive. “A… massager.”
    “Fuck off, what the hell is it supposed to massage?” Ed picks the glass ornament looking thing out of its box and turns out over in his hand. Stede breathes a nervous laugh.
    “It’s a prostate massager, Ed.” He gives him a slight grin. “It goes inside you.”

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    Alternatively, Ed tries to go about daily ship life as usual aboard the Revenge while having a glass prostate massager inside him. It goes as well as expected.

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    30 Aug 2022

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    Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.

    And fuck, it feels good.

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    29 Aug 2022

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    “Ed,” Stede whispers, “is this a sex thing?”

    “Could be.” Ed pulls back to fix the cravat he’s rumpled. “Could be an exercise in emotional catharsis. Could also be a sex thing. Wanna find out?”

    Stede kisses him.

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    *rhys darby voice* it's fucking magical working through father issues naked

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    29 Aug 2022

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    “You want to fight me, tonight?”

    “Yes,” Ed gasps, “oh, God, Stede, yes, you fucking — ah,” and Stede, the bastard, kisses up Ed’s jaw to suck at his earlobe because that’s one of the spots he knows hits Ed right in the cock, lights him up like lightning, and if Ed wasn’t hard before he’s fucking aching for it now.

    Ed and Stede play one of their favourite games.

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    27 Aug 2022

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    Stede needs help; the Revenge unfortunately runs into a man Stede had an affair with prior to his pirate days. Stede decides the best way to give him a polite brush-off is to pretend he and Ed are together. Fake relationship to getting together, with smut, passive aggression and a few feelings thrown in for extra fun.

    Set in the ephemeral co-captions time period.

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    Ed supposes he’s handsome, if you like boring white dudes. He’s tall, slim-built, short dark wavy hair and an at-best medium quality jaw line. Dressed like a prick, he’s wearing all the fancy sort of stuff Stede wears but he’s not pulling it off, in Ed’s opinion. Not enough bright colours, wearing all that silky lacey posh shit but in beige and browns like a coward. Yeah, he’s a coward; Ed’s decided. He guesses maybe his shoulders are okay, if you like skinny guys. Can kinda see why Stede fancied him. If there weren’t a lot of other options around. And if he squints.

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    21 Aug 2022