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“It’s… sorry, what is it?”
Stede darts his tongue out to wet his lips. He looks very furtive. “A… massager.”
“Fuck off, what the hell is it supposed to massage?” Ed picks the glass ornament looking thing out of its box and turns out over in his hand. Stede breathes a nervous laugh.
“It’s a prostate massager, Ed.” He gives him a slight grin. “It goes inside you.”***
Alternatively, Ed tries to go about daily ship life as usual aboard the Revenge while having a glass prostate massager inside him. It goes as well as expected.
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30 Aug 2022
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Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.
And fuck, it feels good.
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29 Aug 2022
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"when men like me come around," my daddy said, "shoot" by sharkie
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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“Ed,” Stede whispers, “is this a sex thing?”
“Could be.” Ed pulls back to fix the cravat he’s rumpled. “Could be an exercise in emotional catharsis. Could also be a sex thing. Wanna find out?”
Stede kisses him.
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*rhys darby voice* it's fucking magical working through father issues naked
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- Part 8 of S.O.S.
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29 Aug 2022
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“You want to fight me, tonight?”
“Yes,” Ed gasps, “oh, God, Stede, yes, you fucking — ah,” and Stede, the bastard, kisses up Ed’s jaw to suck at his earlobe because that’s one of the spots he knows hits Ed right in the cock, lights him up like lightning, and if Ed wasn’t hard before he’s fucking aching for it now.
Ed and Stede play one of their favourite games.
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27 Aug 2022
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Stede needs help; the Revenge unfortunately runs into a man Stede had an affair with prior to his pirate days. Stede decides the best way to give him a polite brush-off is to pretend he and Ed are together. Fake relationship to getting together, with smut, passive aggression and a few feelings thrown in for extra fun.
Set in the ephemeral co-captions time period.
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Ed supposes he’s handsome, if you like boring white dudes. He’s tall, slim-built, short dark wavy hair and an at-best medium quality jaw line. Dressed like a prick, he’s wearing all the fancy sort of stuff Stede wears but he’s not pulling it off, in Ed’s opinion. Not enough bright colours, wearing all that silky lacey posh shit but in beige and browns like a coward. Yeah, he’s a coward; Ed’s decided. He guesses maybe his shoulders are okay, if you like skinny guys. Can kinda see why Stede fancied him. If there weren’t a lot of other options around. And if he squints.
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21 Aug 2022
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Edward was a little bit of a stuffy, old fashioned name. And Teach, well, that made Stede think of a professor. And however silly that kind of assumption may be, when he had spotted this man’s name in the listings, he’d pictured a bespectacled man in a cardigan, not… Well.
Written for the tumblr prompt "nanny/single parent au".
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13 Aug 2022
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I Hope (That I Don't Fall In Love With You) by soft_october for Lydia_Joy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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It had been exactly fifty five minutes, and Stede was beginning to believe his date wasn’t coming.
Stede is having a miserable time at a bad tapas restaurant ntil a handsome, leather clad man appears out from the crowded bar and sits down at his table.
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03 Aug 2022
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Several months after solving the Sandbrook case, detectives Hardy and Miller are called in for a special undercover assignment. The catch? They have to pretend they're married.
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02 Aug 2022
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An Extremely Fun, Memorable, Deeply Cool Adventure by alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 May 2022
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Edward might be the one with the experience, but Stede is the one with the imagination.
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Stede invents cocksucking. Ed is scandalized and intrigued.
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30 Jul 2022
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In which Ed has found Stede the perfect gift, now he just has to get away from the ship and give it to him.
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15 Jul 2022
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It is the year 2000. New York lays in ruins.
Anyways Kramer saw Nightcrawler and he's determined to make a quick buck, even in the unrelenting hellscape of the bloody machine uprising. Jerry insists that they can make more money by syndicating their TV show though and he's probably right.
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21 Jun 2022
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21 Jun 2022
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Stede can’t get anything done properly on the Revenge without images of Ed and his nocturnal activities plaguing him, including some fantasy about mermaids. Ed looks on in delight.
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19 May 2022
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Jeff the accountant thinks he knows everybody who comes to these conferences. He spots somebody new (he actually ruins the trousers of somebody new) and there's an instant electric connection. He doesn't get nervous, but this piece of something new has a familiar way of pushing all his buttons. And he's a lord.
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- Part 1 of Business Partners and Partners at Sea
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07 May 2022
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“You,” Ed starts to interrupt him, then stops, clearing his throat. His voice is almost— gritting, cracking in the middle. When he starts again, he’s stronger, but still— shaky. “You made me this? I mean— You made this? For me?”
Stede’s not entirely sure what he means by that, but he has that little bubbling sensation he always gets when Ed is making him happy. It’s this simmering, glowing joy that always rises inside him, like it’s going to blow him up. He’s already smiling.
“I did,” Stede says. Ed sits up properly beside him, and Stede nudges his shoulder, jostles him a bit. “I thought you could use something a little bit soft. Besides me, you know.”
He’s expecting Ed to tease him in response, but instead, he doesn’t speak. He just keeps staring down at the blanket, clutched between his fingers.
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03 May 2022
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He should pull away. He should laugh politely, and tell Ed kindly - but firmly - that such contact was not appropriate in cultured society.
But they were not in cultured society. They were on a boat in the middle of the ocean, intending to rob some merchants.
Stede let Ed take his hands.
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or, the one where Stede learns that, just like the social elite back home, pirates have a lot of strange traditions.
(alternatively, the one where Stede gets a piercing)
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01 May 2022
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The first time they fall into bed together doesn’t go quite the way Stede had imagined it would.
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25 Apr 2022
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“Do you plan on being this combative the entire time?” Stede whispers down to him, the corners of his eyes crinkle into warmth, “You shouldn’t act so bitchy. Don’t act like you don’t want this.”
Words fail on Izzy’s tongue.
“That’s what I thought.” Bonnet places his hand against Izzy’s throat, pressing just hard enough to make Izzy see stars. Easy as breathing, Iz relinquishes control to him.Series
- Part 1 of i am asking you to endure it anyway
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13 Apr 2022
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Count the Headlights on the Highway by soft_october for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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The rest of the band should relax, okay? He was not unconcerned about the fact that Stede Bonnet - the “poor man’s Elton John,” as one particularly nasty critic called him - covered some B-side The Scalawags wrote more than a decade ago. (He was very, very concerned, actually. He was very concerned because the first time he heard it was two weeks ago and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.)
When Stede Bonnet releases a chart topping cover of an old Scalawags song, Ed is more taken with it than he'd like to admit. After Calico Jack starts twitter drama over the "destruction of real music," Ed finds himself in the unusual position of having to apologize to Stede in person.
He's fine. His palms aren't sweaty. He's super cool and he can do this.
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- Part 1 of you'll marry a music man
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08 Apr 2022
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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08 Apr 2022