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    You're a senior in high school, bored and unsatisfied, you turn to your calculus teacher for help with more than just math problems.

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    favourite ever

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    You and Ted manage to drag Schlatt to a party, just to make him jealous

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dating Schlatt had always been easy. You liked most of his friends, I mean, Charlie is your best friend. It's perfect. Except for one thing. Ted. You couldn't stand him.
    Maybe that's an exaggeration. He was kind, gentle, and always putting himself out in order to help the people around him. You weren't any exception.
    The problem? You're unbelievably attracted to him. His little touches here and there, gliding across your shoulders or your waist, send a shiver down your spine. His voice, his laugh, turning you on more than *any* porn video ever could.
    So you ignore him, only talking to him when you have to, and only to be polite.
    That is, until Schlatt drags you out to LA for Chuckle Week and Ted suggests you both stay at his place. Now you're frustrated, needy, and unable to act on anything because Ted is *always* there.
    And that is more true than you know...

    (This, and other works, can also be found on my tumblr blogs @urfavsimpingfanficwriter and @silly-slimer !!!)

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  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    “So, what is your type, then?” He says, casually. Too casually. He’s not even looking at Satoru.

    This isn’t good. Why had Satoru never prepared an answer for this question? This is what guys talk about. Fuck, he’s an idiot.

    “Uh.” He barks out, stupidly. “I dunno.” he mutters, trying not to sound like he’s spiraling. Is it working? Fuck, he hopes that it’s working. “Not, like, annoying. Kinda quiet, but not strict. Tall, but — not too tall. Maybe my height. Or a little shorter, maybe, so I still look bigger.” Oh, god, he should shut up — “Strong.”

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    21 Jun 2025