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Lando Norris DOES NOT lose the House Cup—especially not to HOMEWORK.
When Hufflepuff Oscar Piastri’s academic achievements threaten Gryffindor’s four-year streak, Lando targets him directly, only to discover Oscar is immune to chaos and very good at retaliation.LANDOxOSCAR
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- Part 3 of Landoscar Anthology
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It’s the money.
Surely that’s why Lando is agreeing to the arrangement. Why else? An alpha rando Lando’s picked up from the dumpsters is going to spend his rut in Lando’s small and increasingly-claustrophobic studio apartment while Lando is prepping to compete in a sorta-important geoguessr prize tournament hosted by none other than Sunbolt on Twitch.
It’s the money, it’s gotta be. If Lando wasn’t miserably poor he would have turned Dots away. Dots could be a wanted criminal after all. He paints walls for fuck’s sake, and his family name is Italian.
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Lando gulps as he looks down at his hands, or what used to be his hands.
He has paws.
Black and orange fur, undoubtedly fluffy and undoubtedly not human.
He freezes on the spot, eyes wide as he slowly looks up at Oscar.
He opens his mouth to try and say something, say anything. But—
"Meow."
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Lando seems to note that down. And then he pauses, body jerking, with his pen hovering over his paper. Oscar shifts in his seat when he realises Lando isn't throwing the next question at him yet. Just when he's thinking of prodding the other man, get him to boot back up and resume functioning again—
“Are you single?” Lando suddenly shouts, a bit too loudly. Way too loudly. He’s attracted stares.
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And then the grand reveal happens, the prince stepping through the doors with his servants in tow. Eyes follow him past the rows of chairs, up until he comes to a stop at the red velvet seat at the head of the table. He slips his cape off—a shade of blue so deep in the colour of regality—handing it off to the side, turns around as he takes his seat, and Lando nearly drops his glass.
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09 Dec 2025
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AWWWW WTF SADDEST THING EVER SUCH GOOD WRITING