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William was just an ordinary small town boy, until he woke up with a terrible curse. Overnight he gained the touch of death - anything living that he touches dies and decomposes in an instant. Since then, his life has spiralled out of control, and he has wound up as the prince of the Greater New Haven kingdom. But the royal life isn't all it seems to be. Under the careful watch of his older brother, King David, William harbours a dangerous secret.
After an attempt on his brother's life, William is assigned two personal guards. William finds himself entangled in the lives of Dakota and Vyncent, his loyal knights. Can they help William unravel the web of lies he's caught in and free him from the curse? Or is he doomed to forever be the Death Prince?
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Methods of Communication by lackoffunction, mandalorazepam
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
27 Jul 2024
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“Would you still love me if I was a dinosaur? If you were a dinosaur, I'd put you on my fossil shelf. The proper one- the one that's fastened to the wall in case of earthquakes, and out of direct sun. I'd take you to the museum and they can- they’ll tell me how incredible you are. Would you like that? I think I would."
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Peter and Elena across the universes.
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the eternal love of our fleeting lives by lackoffunction
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
22 Feb 2024
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Whoever lived in this cottage is long gone, but their love isn’t. It permeates the air, permeates time itself.
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The lives of Elena and Peter, as seen through a helmet left by a dearly beloved friend.
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"His eyes peeled open, meeting blindingly bright lights.
And, for the first time in a year, Ashe Winters woke up."
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The Prime Defenders have successfully saved Ashe from the Trickster. Now everything will be back to normal, right?
Well, it seems like the aftermath might hold a few more challenges than they realised. That's just a part of learning to live again.
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There’s a word for things that are star-shaped; cells throughout our bodies, sand dollars, the core of an apple sliced across its middle, and the stars themselves. So when you look at the night sky, and see the points of light we are so lucky to observe, know that someone decided that- despite it being so rarely seen- the shape of our stars was worth describing.
When William looks at Vyncent, he can feel what people felt when they decided to name the constellations after the things they knew and loved, or perhaps, feared. Every star-shaped cell inside William’s body was built to endure this ache, and he relishes in the glow-in-the-dark stars that watch their every move in Vyncent’s dorm, even as they fade with every passing hour. There’s something between them, and neither of them can deny it anymore. It’s something small, something blooming and radiating- something stellate.
Bookmarked by lackoffunction
18 Aug 2025
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mandatory reading for ghostknifers everywhere
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i know i've kissed you before (can i try again?) by underscorespider
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
21 Jan 2025
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“What made you want to become a hero?”
Virion doesn’t reply for a second.
“I don’t know.” Virion says, eyes cast upwards, at the brilliant smatterings of stars in the sky. There aren’t many, but the ones that are visible are particularly bright, strong enough to pierce through all of the light pollution and the mild blue-gray clouds stretching over the firmament. “I just am. It’s what I’ve been doing all my life. I'm good at what I do, and I know that I am, and I don't know if there's anything else to me."
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or, college students with illegal dorm pets, secret hero identities, past mistakes that just won't go away, and coming to terms with who you are and finding your friends along the way.
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- Part 2 of spider's jrwi fics
- Part 1 of College AU
Bookmarked by lackoffunction
26 Jan 2025
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I cannot recommend this enough. THE ghostknife fic. This is the ghostknife bible. Read this shit PLEASE.
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10pm: Tide sends them to their individual rooms, tells them to sleep and that he would know if they broke curfew (as if he wouldn’t simply help them back to bed or talk, whichever they needed).
10:15pm: The house goes quiet, and Tide goes to sleep with his door wide open.
10:20-10:30pm: Vyncent’s door unlatches, and a silent William Wisp enters.
Midnight: William says something under his breath, and leaves (Vyncent thinks William thinks he is asleep, but he hasn’t managed to quite catch what he’s saying).
6:50am: The alarm goes off; Vyncent wakes up alone. They don’t talk about it.Series
- Part 1 of I Think You Love Me Too
Bookmarked by lackoffunction
16 Oct 2023
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READ MY FRIEND'S AWESOME FIC, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!