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    "I was wonderin' if you might… teach me?"

    Roy can only stare back at him. Teach him… what, how to pull? How to fuck? Roy must be dreaming, because there's no way in hell the Jamie Tartt he knows has the bollocks or the self-awareness to ask him for such a thing. Jamie's eyes only seem to get rounder the longer Roy looks at him, as if he's growing more hopeful of a positive answer. That particular delusion snaps Roy out of it. "No. Fuck no. Why the fuck would I wanna do that?"

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Roy asks him if he wants to grab a beer later and sits close enough that their arms are pressed together and tells him he's proud of him and Jamie can't help but hope.

    But he should have known better; it's the hope that kills you, after all.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Five times Roy and Jamie kiss by accident (and one time it's on purpose).

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    12 Nov 2025

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    If he'd stayed a footballer, he doesn't know if he'd have made it to this age. He'd have been fucking miserable, he's rather sure— dealing with Dad, living in the public eye, pushing his body to its limits, never really getting a break. He'd not have found out that he actually is quite smart when he works for it, and that he can make proper friends who don't just follow him around because they think he's the shit. He'd not have found the sense of freedom and independence and normalcy that he's come to enjoy.

    Going to uni was the right thing to do, and now he's off to work a job he loves, and he never has to fucking worry about scoring goals ever again. Life is perfect, he's quite sure.

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    in which things are a little different, but some things (like roy kent) always remain.

    aka. the au in which jamie is a physiotherapist, and roy is roy.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    The internet finds out about Jamie Tartt's Roy Kent fanboy phase.

    But he's like so totally over it.

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    11 Nov 2025