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Certified Genius by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jan 2026
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"I have an extremely high intelligence. Even Mr Stark admitted it. But without all the Playboy. Or Billionaire.”
Ned raised an eyebrow. He had spent two hours in front of the mirror perfecting the art, and he sure as hell was going to use it.
“I’d believe you, Pete,” he said, turning back to the computer. “But Google says otherwise.”
There was a pause. Ned patiently watched, entertained, as Peter’s eyes darted over the text. Two, three, four times. Uncomprehending.
He had been waiting to see Peter’s reaction ever since he made the discovery himself.“But! Ned—This is obviously wrong. I mean…”
“Happens to the best of us,” he consoled, “I mean, look at Mr Stark.”
OR Child prodigy, Peter Parker, has always been smart, and everyone knew it. Spider-Man, on the other hand...
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Shutterbug by lanalas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics)
22 Dec 2025
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There. Tangled in the blinds on the ground. A snarl of red and blue.
It tumbled into the office, ripping the blinds off the wall. A flurry of noise and movement.
Jameson stood. Slack-jawed. Lost for words. His cigar fell out of his mouth.
Thankfully, he was an excellent journalist, so not for long.“You’re going to pay for the damages you’ve just done to my office.” He bellowed, outraged.
The thing—oh, it was a man. At least, Jameson thought. New York seemed to attract all sorts of oddities. Giant insects, aliens, talking animals, talking trees, talking sand, talking rocks… huh.
OR: J. Jonah Jameson's side of the story.
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- Part 2 of Chasing Highs
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We'll Work on the Name by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
30 Nov 2025
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Team Red is a stupid name. Seriously, who chose that?
The trouble was no one in Team Red could think of anything better.OR: Team Red is terrible at naming things.
(They all call eachother Red. That's it. That's the whole plot.) -
Chasing Highs by lanalas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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“Yes! So, I planted a few teensy tiny bombs around-”
“WHAT!” Spider-Man shot up in panic squaring up as if the bombs might try leap at him. “No! No! No! We can’t set off a bomb in a residential building! An abandoned residential building, in a busy neighbourhood, packed to the brim with super dangerous super-drugs! Oh crap, we need to evacuate the neighbours. This place is so not up to code it could probably collapse under the weight of all these narcotics- “
Peters spidey-sense rang sharply and the hairs on the back of his neck stood on edge.
“What did you do?”
Deadpool avoided eye contact
“We should probably get out before they go off.”OR the one where Deadpool, but mostly Spider-Man, get high. Accidentally.
Series
- Part 1 of Chasing Highs
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Chasing Highs by lanalas
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
22 Dec 2025
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After an unfortunate incident involving several genades, a couple thousand kilos of super cocaine and one Merc with a Mouth, upstanding citizen/vigilante, Spider-Man, gets high.
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