lasagna_cat
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He pummels his way into your life with the destructive force of a hurricane, and amidst the wreckage you start to lose your way.
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You're mad at him about...something. You know it.
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- Part 6 of Deadpool Drabbles
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The only thing that can make it better by lasagna_cat
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2016
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Anon said: "You did one where the reader had a bad day, can you write a Drabble where deadpool has had a super bad day and he just comes in and he is like super mad and super rough when you are having sex"
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- Part 5 of Deadpool Drabbles
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Relative Cleanliness by lasagna_cat
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2016
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Anon said: "Could you plzzzz write a reader x deadpool where the reader get horny when she is drunk and tries to seduce wade and like he is like " you do this everytime blah blah I am not going to take advantage of you"
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- Part 4 of Deadpool Drabbles
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These tornadoes by lasagna_cat
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - All Media Types
24 Oct 2016
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Beetlejuice doesn't like being used.
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- Part 5 of Crush(ed)
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A series of one-shots based on the toxic relationship that could develop between Beetlejuice and Lydia. Each work is based on a snippet of poetry by Richard Siken, from his book Crush.
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Sometimes I write short little trashy ficlets when I am feeling less than inspired. Sometimes it's nice to just blow past all of that extra nonsense and get to the sexy parts. Gets the creative juices flowing.
These are posted originally on my tumblr: rickdick-princess. Plz. Send me fic requests there. xoxo.
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“It’s...something I’ve thought about,” Vex said. “And if it’s going to happen...I don’t trust anyone more than I trust the two of you.”
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08 Feb 2026
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Don't Leave Me by TheFaeWitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
06 Oct 2025
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Vex comes back from the Sunken Tomb alive, but cold and shaken. He thinks maybe he can make it so she’ll never leave him again. And maybe in some messed-up way, she hopes he can make her feel alive again.
Kinktober 2025 Day 14: Possessive Sex
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- Part 14 of FaeWitch Kinktober 2025
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07 Dec 2025
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A Midnight Reuniting by matchavellichor
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2023
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Several years following graduation and Sebastian Sallow's sentencing, you tuck yourself away in an isolated cottage in the woodlands of the Scottish highlands. One stormy night, on the anniversary of the condemnation of the boy you had been responsible for putting away, an unexpected visitor appears at your doorstep to rectify the past.
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11 Jun 2023
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You tried to shove your way through their body blockade, annoyance seeping into your words. “What is this nonsense all about? No one’s sleeping on the floor, don’t be daft.”
Seeing that their embarrassed stumblings were getting them nowhere, the Slytherin’s hung their heads and stepped aside so you could get through. Seeing the full extent of the room now, you were able to understand their trepidation.
“Oh…”
There was only one bed.
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When it rains, it pours, and when you and your two Slytherin boys get trapped in a downpour far away from the castle, your only hope at salvation is the little inn down the road. The problem, though? They only have one room available for the night, and the room only has one bed.
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04 Jun 2023
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No Better Way to Warm Up by matchavellichor
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2023
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Ominis, Sebastian, and MC are snowed in the castle together during winter break. After an entire bottle of Ogden's, a long night of banter, and much-lowered inhibitions, the three friends soon find themselves in a rather intimate situation that not a single one of them is apt to resist.
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04 Jun 2023