lazypeachx
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She's wide awake and aching. Waiting. Like Damon will come back and give her that one thing she's afraid to ask for. Wake her up out of her sleep with his tongue. But he doesn't.
Her bedroom door closes and isn't opened back up again.
Bonnie breathes like she's relieved to hide her disappointment.
dark!Bamon
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Naughty Girl by lazypeachx
Fandoms: Jackass (Movies) RPF, Beyoncé Knowles (Musician), Real Person Fiction
15 Sep 2026
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(Years from now, he’d say he was hypnotized.
Orchestrate swinging pendulums in Beyoncé’s light brown eyes.
But really he was just a man- weak to flesh and even weaker to a demanding woman.)
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work wife by lazypeachx
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
20 May 2026
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“I have a feeling, in your mind I’m the conspirator when it comes to trouble, all open limbs and lusty eyes. Begging for you to relieve me. Such valiant effort it takes to claw me off of you.” Jessica pats his shoulder. “But you get it done cuz you’ve always been a soldier.”
In which Miguel O’Hara dreams of Jessica, (and she finds out because he can’t hide anything from her.)
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Greedy by lazypeachx
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms
03 Mar 2026
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Damon Salvatore is not a praying man but warm blood from the source leaves him clasping his palms together and whispering. She has never found him more attractive.
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poser </3 by lazypeachx
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
12 Nov 2025
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The year is 2006.
Three days ago Regina George saw the new kid's (Rodney's?) weaselly face pop up as a Myspace friend request, she actually shuddered at the sight. How dare he? She has to do some snooping just to make sure he isn’t Janis’s long lost brother since clearly they’re fond of using the same cheap eyeliner that’s neither smudge resistant nor waterproof.
But that’s also when she finds videos of his shitty makeshift band, with his shitty drum solos and the, quite literally, shitty name.
The music is hot fucking garbage.
Only…
She can’t stop listening.