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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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31 May 2025
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“No.” Lance says, eyes growing wide and face erupting in flames, “No, no, no, no! There’s no-” Keith’s face grows hotter too and Lance can’t handle seeing his embarrassment, “Fucking way that’s the antidote!”
“The way the Galrans got rid of the poison and got their miracle was by mating.” Regris says. “For a long period of time. Long enough for the toxins to pass, and long enough to ensure they got pregnant.”
“I’m a man!” Lance bellows, neck turning the same shade as his face. “I can’t bear children!”
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection - NSFW by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. The collection rated explicit, counterpart to the more SFW collection.
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
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Dramatic Irony by madnessandbrilliance, noblegambit
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jul 2018
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Dramatic Irony, n. a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
The problem starts because of this: Keith gets a new roommate. Normally he wouldn’t have a problem with this; he would mind his own business, and Lance would mind his, and they would get along simply as co-inhabitants. If only he didn’t have a very gay crush on his very straight roommate. He is so screwed.
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