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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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31 May 2025
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“No.” Lance says, eyes growing wide and face erupting in flames, “No, no, no, no! There’s no-” Keith’s face grows hotter too and Lance can’t handle seeing his embarrassment, “Fucking way that’s the antidote!”
“The way the Galrans got rid of the poison and got their miracle was by mating.” Regris says. “For a long period of time. Long enough for the toxins to pass, and long enough to ensure they got pregnant.”
“I’m a man!” Lance bellows, neck turning the same shade as his face. “I can’t bear children!”
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09 Oct 2022
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection - NSFW by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. The collection rated explicit, counterpart to the more SFW collection.
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
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- Part 2 of Oneshot Collections
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31 May 2022
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
Updates regularly!
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- Part 1 of Oneshot Collections
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- 28/?
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31 May 2022
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Dramatic Irony by madnessandbrilliance, noblegambit
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jul 2018
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Dramatic Irony, n. a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
The problem starts because of this: Keith gets a new roommate. Normally he wouldn’t have a problem with this; he would mind his own business, and Lance would mind his, and they would get along simply as co-inhabitants. If only he didn’t have a very gay crush on his very straight roommate. He is so screwed.
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06 Oct 2021
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Call Me By Your Name by Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef) for ArmadaOfShips
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Apr 2021
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Keith and Lance have switched bodies. They agree on one rule: No jerking off! Of course, they both find every possible way around this...
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02 Apr 2021
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Just a wholesome CoffeeShop AU where Keith is a barista that begins to fall for a regular.
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08 Mar 2021
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Save a Lion, Ride a Cowboy by Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Nov 2019
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Lance is sexually frustrated. Luckily Keith is here to help... Excerpt:
“You’re suggesting…” Lance gulped at that lump again. “… I try being slutty right now?”
“If you want to feel satisfied,” said Keith, running that hand from his hair down to his neck. His jacket was slipping off both shoulders now. It’s not like Keith was showing any skin, but something about that jacket refusing to stay put, the mere suggestion that Keith’s clothes were removable… Lance was fairly certain his blood flow was no longer heading up towards his brain. He wasn’t going to think his way out of this one. Did he even want out of this one? He hadn’t agreed to be in this one.
*****Now featuring art by RWPC, Marley, and ForsakenAngel88******
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08 Mar 2021
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Keith agrees to tutor Lance in remedial math for university, and expects to get paid. Lance doesn't have the cash, so in return, he agrees to wash Keith's car for him instead.
Keith holds out for three weeks before he can't take the sight of Lance's bouncy ass draped over his candy-apple red, soaped up car, and takes matters into his own hands. Literally.
[A.k.a. the one where Lance is a tease and knows exactly how to get what he wants]
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05 Sep 2020
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Second Time: Lounge by Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 Apr 2019
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Weeks after the "training deck incident" Keith catches Lance touching himself in the Lounge.
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“So you want help with that?” asked Keith.
“With…?”
Keith reached his hand out towards the blanket that was now wrapped around his favourite part of Lance. Lance’s cheeks reddened into a blush and Keith ate that up. Fuck, Lance was a cute disaster.
“What?” gasped Lance, physically recoiling. “What’s that supposed to do?”
“Beyond get you off?” asked Keith. “I dunno. Maybe if fucking you broke you, I could fuck you back together. I’m at least willing to give it a shot.”
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- Part 2 of The First Five Times
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29 Jun 2020
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First Time: Training Deck by Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Apr 2019
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While sparring on the training deck, Lance finally manages tackles Keith only to discover Keith is - what? - hard! Instead of climbing off of him like a normal person he decides to tease Keith until his rival is begging for a release. Things snowball from there.
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“Touch me,” said Keith, taking his hand that was wrapped around Lance’s wrist and guiding that hand downwards. Lance freaked, thinking he was going to put that hand on his dick, but instead Keith rested it on his stomach, leaving it there for Lance to decide what to do next.
Lance’s breath was still heavy despite the exercise being long over. He was well aware that he was straddling Keith, sitting on the boy’s open thighs and if he ran his eyes down he could see the bulge in his jeans.
Curiosity.
Curiosity guided Lance through what happened next. No, it wasn’t of Keith’s ragged breath that Lance could feel with his rising and falling tummy. Nor was it Keith’s half lidded eyes, so desperate and needy. It wasn’t that Lance had never been wanted by anyone like this before and that in itself was intoxicating…
No.
It was curiosity.
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- Part 1 of The First Five Times
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29 Jun 2020
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Life's like an Hourglass, Glued to the Table by 2towels for mmeme
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Jun 2020
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"That's...a lot" REMASTERED
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Keith says, “Truth.” for the first time since the night began, and it’s like they’re all struck by electricity and shock shoots across their faces as a result. It’s like they’ve come face to face with the famous two-headed Jiptunir, wiley and feral as Coran so likes to remind them in fascination during scary story nights.
Dumbstruck and face unchanged, Pidge asks, “Who is your best friend on the ship?” Her voice begins incredulous, but she rushes to add, “Other than Shiro!”
“Uh,” Keith thinks, and Lance feels a feeling crawl under his skin that feels like goosebumps or that weird feeling you get when you think someone’s talking about you across the room at a lunch table and you’re embarrassed in the most gut-churning way. Lance thinks, does Keith have any other friends than us and Shiro? Is this mean? Are we asking him to pit us against each other? Keith dissipates those thoughts as fast as they flash behind Lance’s eyelids, because he says something even more shocking than his Truth. Even more shocking than if they actually did meet the Jiptunir. Even more shocking than when they found out how Alteans cried. Keith says, “Uh, Lance probably.”
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27 Jun 2020
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It started with kisses.
Keith, in all honesty, didn't know what they were at first. He only saw random flutters through his mostly closed eyes. All he could feel were gentle touches on his mouth and a stirring in his chest.
(OR, Keith sees flashes of the future while in the quantum abyss that repeatedly involve a certain paladin.)
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- Part 3 of Communication Issues IN SPACEEE
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21 Apr 2020
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When Keith is unwillingly tricked into a speed dating session by Shiro, he finds himself meeting several unusual characters. The most unusual of all, however, is the loud one in the letterman jacket. He's obnoxious and has no regard for the other people around him and he keeps making his way closer and closer to Keith within the ring rotations. Can Keith pull himself together to get through this meeting? Or will he find himself interested by the end of their five minutes?
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15 Mar 2020
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That’s it? What an understatement. What a ground-shaking, life-altering understatement. What kind of reckless idiot can just say something like that with so much tangible certainty?
Keith’s expression slowly softens as he watches Lance struggle. An amused tick curls at the corner of his mouth and he leans back comfortably in the chair by the bed, seemingly relaxed now that he had unloaded all of his thoughts in one fell swoop. He’s unaffected by his own words as all else and Lance can’t help but wonder how long he’s been holding onto them.
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24 Jan 2020
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A healthy dose of Denial never hurt anyone by orphan_account
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
03 Apr 2018
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There was a cough behind them. Keith and Lance both turned around and found the other players looking at them in amusement.
One of the guys said, “Look, we’re happy for you, but you two are giving us diabetes.”
“Yeah, not everyone here is into PDA. Get a room.”
“What? What’re you talking about?” Keith asked.
“We know you’re dating, but there’s a time and place for everything.”
“We aren’t dating!” Keith and Lance both said at the same time.
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Or: 5 times Keith and Lance deny they are boyfriends, and the time they finally don't- Language:
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13 Jan 2020
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Who would have thought helping Shiro plan his wedding would lead Keith to the boy of his dreams? Too bad he's too socially awkward to hit on said boy.
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04 Nov 2019
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Ghost In Your House, Ghost In Your Arms by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Oct 2019
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“There’s no way anyone would actually go down into a basement that looked like that. Even if my daughter was missing, I’d have to nope the fuck outta that one.” Lance says it conversationally, like he’s totally casual with the eerie scene playing out on the screen. But Keith has been watching him out of the corner of his eye for a while now, finding a secret sort-of solace in the fact that even Lance is sitting on the edge of the couch, biting his lip raw with anxiety for the next plot twist of the movie. It’s a beautiful kind of irony.
“I would. Ghosts aren’t real.”
“I’m literally sitting right here.” Lance counters, but there’s no real bite behind the words. Keith shrugs his shoulders, tossing another handful of popcorn into his mouth.
“Horror movie ghosts aren’t real.”
“You don’t know that.”
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Keith buys a rickety old house despite everyone's warnings and find himself with a roommate that doesn't pay rent. Or eat. Or breathe.
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22 Oct 2019
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Hotter Than Hell (I Am An Animal With You) by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Sep 2019
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Dragon shifter Keith. He's a smug bastard, maybe erring on the side of being arrogant, but charming. He's used to getting what he wants. Plays people like a fiddle, a smirk here, a dark chuckle there. He knows he's hot. He's a fucking dragon, come on. Top of the food chain, baby.
And then he meets Lance. He's got the mouth of a sailor, the beauty of a siren, and when he places that beer down in front of Keith with a snooty little huff... Keith just grins. Devilish in nature. He knows. He knows he's gonna take this sexy bartender home tonight.
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21 Sep 2019
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So, an argument is how it begins. A confession at a drinks table, on a planet so far from home, Lance can’t even begin calculating the distance. A perfect romance story in a science fiction world.
Or, it would be if anyone believed them
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19 Sep 2019
