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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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30 Jun 2026
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“Whoa, wait, back up.” Holland instantly sat up in his seat, grabbing hold of the arm so he could twist round to face Holly. “Klein? As in Janet Klein? Did you fucking punch Janet?!”
“Mr. March!” Principal Harrison admonished, “Language!”
Holland gave him an apologetic wince before he looked back at Holly.
“Holly,” he said, gentler, “Look at me.” He waited until Holly complied with his request. “Honey, did you punch Janet in the face?”
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Janet runs her mouth, and Holly finds that sometimes, a little violence is very helpful, actually.
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14 Jul 2026
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Between processing the unhealed grief of losing his wife, trying to keep from drinking himself into a coma, and struggling with his freshly grown feelings for his business partner, accepting a new case is probably not the smartest thing March has ever done.
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18 Jun 2026
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Gonna love you, gonna love you, like a cockroach baby by swanuponleda
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies)
23 Oct 2024
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Eddie thought he was hallucinating, it’s been just a month since the whole Area 51 incident and he did not get enough sleep, so he decided to ignore the cockroach.
However, it did not share the same sentiment. Case in point, the next morning when he woke up in cold sweat, breathing hard from a nightmare, the bug was standing on his nightstand. Looking straight at him. The sight made his heart stop and the shoe he threw its way was completely justified.
The cockroach did not think the same, as due to it being fucking unkillable, it kept showing up more. In his kitchen, silently judging the amount of take-out he ordered. In the living room, keeping him company when a deadline was hitting too close to home. In the bathroom, watching him brush his teeth.
He had to stare it down so it would scuttle on its little legs away in disappointment when he wanted to take a shower.
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The Adventure of Eddie Brock and The Cockroach That's Absolutely Most Definitely Not Possessed By VenomSeries
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08 Aug 2025
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Lex is finally released from Belle Reve, but everyone seems to have turned their back on him. Faced with a life-or-death situation, he begrudgingly decides to accept Superman’s help.
He’s not happy about it. Clark isn’t either, but he just wants to do the right thing.
Maybe they’ll get used to one another… eventually.
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01 Feb 2026