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it started with a whisper (everybody talks, everybody talks) by lemonpiecat
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
27 Sep 2025
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Perry and Heinz aren’t the textbook definition of nemesis. No matter how many times they refer to each other as such— it’s been a while since anyone who knew them would back them up on that.
The true nature of their relationship, however? Well, that depends on who you ask.
Or, whatever Perry and Heinz are, through the eyes of many, many bemused bystanders. -
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Perry turns around in his hug, legs braiding into Heinz’s as he does. [Evil], he signs, even though he’s smiling.
The man looks at him somewhere between smitten and offended. “Of course. I might’ve quitted evil, but evil hasn’t quitted me.”
Perry shouldn’t be as endeared as he is, but here we are.
[You’re hard to quit], he says, because he’s lost every semblance of common sense the moment those boney hands snuck up on him.
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It’s early morning and Agent P has places to be— if you ask Perry, though, he’s already exactly where he belongs.
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Louis is an angel who is just a little too bad to be good, Harry is a demon who is just a little too good to be bad, and they're both a little too in love to be impartial when angels and demons go to war.
Louis has been alive since life was a mere concept; he watched the summoning of Man into existence, he was there when Eve took the apple. He’s seen seas break the world into separate pieces, he’s watched empires crumble into dust. He’s seen wildfire consume cities, he’s seen the world painted white with snow. He has known the most beautiful humans to walk the planet, he has watched the most powerful mortals gather their riches and influence around them and then die just like the poorest, weakest humans do. He’s met humans whose motives defy explanation, people who use their lives as battering rams, as tools, as weapons, as chess pieces.
None of that stopped Louis in his tracks.
But Harry did.
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