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    Review #4

    ⭐ (One Star) i am convinced the chef used to be a taxidermist because this chicken is drier than my grandma’s ashes.

    Owner’s Response: and yet you licked the plate clean, you absolute freak. i watched the CCTV. see you tomorrow for your usual, i guess?

    or: Ilya is always leaving shitty reviews wherever he eats until he meets his match in Shane.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    There are a handful of things that Shane Hollander understands intrinsically about the world:

    1) Inside is safe, and the only place that can sustain life.
    2) Outside is an uninhabitable wasteland.
    3a) Ilya Rozanov is a figment of his imagination, and,
    3b) a very, very good lay.

    Ever since he hit the tail end of puberty, Shane has been indulging in sex with a man his subconscious mind invented named Ilya Rozanov. They meet every few months, fuck like animals, and Shane wakes up relaxed and looking forward to their next meeting. In his pursuit to become a Doctor of Magic, Shane has concocted a thesis which would explain how he's made up a man so perfectly attuned to his sexual desires in his own head- despite all evidence to the contrary, he believes that magic can be performed in dreams, and Ilya is the perfect evidence of that fact.

    Too bad Ilya Rozanov and the Board of Doctors has other plans.

    An AU in which Shane comes from a world where magic is prevalent and gives purpose to his otherwise boring life- until it doesn't.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    RosePucks: How much to have full control?

    Shane hesitated for a moment. This was all so new to him - doing this in private. It was fine when it was in his livestream chats, where it wasn’t so direct and intimate - but this? It was a whole other level.

    His fingers froze on his keyboard for a moment before he typed his response.

    MaplePaws24: 100 credits.

    There was silence in the chat for a few moments, he watched as the user typed, then stopped, then typed, then stopped again.

    Then, a notification came through at the top of the site.

    RosePucks has sent you 150 credits.

    101 Kink Prompt List - 100. Webcam

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander knows he’s not a small guy. Years of hockey and workouts have built up his muscles, and lucky genetics from his father’s side places him just shy of six feet. He’s checked hockey players half a foot and several pounds more than him, knocked Scott Hunter into the ice in the one fight he’s ever actually thrown hands in. But as much as Shane loves the game, the fast movements, passes, and team camaraderie, there were times where he could only feel regret at following the path of athletic fame. He puts on the media smile he practices in the mirror as he brushes his hair each day, uses the bright lights of press conferences to erase his view of the audience, and keeps his answers simple and focused on hockey.

    The number of people outside the arena still makes him feel crushed in on all sides, small. Eyes trained on his face, cameras flashing, pens and cell phones being passed into his hands. The itch of it all settles under his skin.

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    @OttawaPoliceDispatch: Police have been dispatched to a house alarm in Galetta, On. Possible break in, destruction of property.

    @OttawaOfficialPoliceDepartment: Recent Missing Persons Report filed for Shane William Hollander at 9:36pm in Galetta, On

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    Shane could feel the orgasm building. He was going to come.

    Right here, on this bus, with Ilya Rozanov’s hand around his dick.

    "Be quiet, Captain," Ilya’s voice was a low, hot whisper in his ear. "Is full bus. You make noise, everyone look."

    He knows it’s wrong. Rozanov knows it too. But Shane can’t resist what’s happening in the back of the bus with everyone else asleep.

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