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    When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.

    Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.

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    12 Jan 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    They’ve been on the road together for nearly two years, living out of each other’s back pockets, training, eating, working, sleeping not five feet away from one another. It makes sense that Naruto would latch onto Jiraiya as an object for his newly awakened desires, and it can be corrected. This won’t be entertained. Naruto will get over his little crush eventually.

    Then again, it’s difficult for Jiraiya to not justify to himself that it wouldn’t be so bad to give in to what Naruto seems to want. What is becoming increasingly clear he, himself, wants. Maybe it wouldn’t ruin Naruto for him to indulge in the lovely, lithe body of his young student. Maybe he could push the threadbare line of his morality back just a little bit.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    They say the Uzumaki are blessed by Gods of the Sea. The waves are always calm for members of their Clan, the water does not seek to drown them. It parts for their ships as though they are holy figures. Uzumaki Naruto embarks on a journey across the ocean to Suna, where he will work for half a year. It is his first time leaving the oceanic nation of Uzushio, though he does not worry: for there has never been a ship to leave their ports that does not return in perfect shape, with crew intact. Of course, he’s heard stories of creatures that reside within the deep; monstrous beings or enchanting figures that seek to drown a passing sailor. But he’s never believed them. Why would he? The Uzumaki, after all, are loved by the sea.

    (They forget, however, of what lurks within; for they love hungrily.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    On top of 80% of the population having quirks, there is also troublesome genders that can determine the hierarchy of the world.

    Alpha, Omega, Beta. Typical.

    Considering Alphas and Omegas tend to rule over anything considered of substance and popularity, number 4 hero Great Explosion Murder God Dynamite had managed just fine being a beta all his life.

    Except, he can't escape the inconveniences of gender even then, as a particular green haired alpha he knows all too well apparently has always taken a liking to him.

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    "Kacchan...I like you so much."

    "Is that your possessive alpha brain talking, or you, shitty nerd?"

    "It's me. It's always been me."

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    31 Dec 2025

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    “I– No, I didn’t– That’s not–”

    “A-Ah– B-But I–” Izuku imitated him, voice so mocking, Katsuki had to swallow back a whine. “Cat got your tongue? Come on, Kacchan, I’m sure you have a great explanation for this. Or for whatever got you all fussy again.”

    Katsuki swallowed again, his breath turning into pants. He felt like he was burning up, blood turned into lava, his skin flushed and sensitive. His mind was one scrambled mess, going a hundred miles per minute while feeling all woozy.

    He had never felt like that in his entire life.

    He didn’t want it to stop.

    Or, five times Katsuki walked away with a boner, and one time Izuku did something about it.

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    07 Dec 2025

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