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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    15 Mar 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    You're a greasy Cyber City backyard doctor, having to deal with a very desperate, little patient.

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    25 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    just read the tags it's pretty clear wtf is going on here lmao
    ok but like
    let's all collectively laugh at the fact that pretty much the entire fandom agreed that Spamton:
    1) has a tentacock
    2) lays pipis
    3) gets taken home and bathed in like every fic ever

    enjoy the food!!

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    14 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    This is a cookie run piss fic because I have nothing better to do with my life. sparkling cookie gets some weird ingredients from herb that he turns into drinks, then they both drink the drinks, piss ensues.

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    12 Oct 2021

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    gang au!zhongchi

    Where Childe would do anything for the man, he holds above all. Would kill and die for him. And after doing what he's told, he deserves a little bit of praise and a really nice reward.

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    08 Oct 2021