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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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15 Mar 2022
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You're a greasy Cyber City backyard doctor, having to deal with a very desperate, little patient.
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- Part 1 of Sleazy Dealings
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25 Nov 2021
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Proud [papa bird] ((a delicis Spamton/Reader ovi fic!!)) by mintymentalmento
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
05 Nov 2021
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just read the tags it's pretty clear wtf is going on here lmao
ok but like
let's all collectively laugh at the fact that pretty much the entire fandom agreed that Spamton:
1) has a tentacock
2) lays pipis
3) gets taken home and bathed in like every fic everenjoy the food!!
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14 Nov 2021
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This is a cookie run piss fic because I have nothing better to do with my life. sparkling cookie gets some weird ingredients from herb that he turns into drinks, then they both drink the drinks, piss ensues.
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12 Oct 2021
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gang au!zhongchi
Where Childe would do anything for the man, he holds above all. Would kill and die for him. And after doing what he's told, he deserves a little bit of praise and a really nice reward.
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08 Oct 2021
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seconds, breaths, and heartbeats by little_bugger for Crowned_Ladybug
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
25 Dec 2020
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Benrey's life, death, and then another chance at life: as seen through his misfortunes of adaptive mimicry to the human condition, quest to figure out feelings, and reoccurring run-ins with life-changing phone calls.
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27 Dec 2020
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Food for thought by Second_to_none
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, half life but the ai is self aware
11 Dec 2020
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Gordon knew a long time ago that his love language was making and receiving food. He was the living embodiment of the saying “the way to a man's heart is through his stomach”. He’d crushed on many people just because they decided to make him something to eat.
He tried not to think about this when he decided to teach Benrey how to cook.
Benrey learns how to cook and it all turns very sexy. Also hypnosis because why not?!
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12 Dec 2020
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Atonement and Enticement by tealgreenhealingbeam
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
28 Feb 2021
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The betrayal completely throws the Science Team for a loop. Turns out that regrouping is the easy part. Getting everyone back on the same page and back to an understanding is less so.
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09 Dec 2020
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Precision Push/Pull by PCrabapple
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
26 Nov 2020
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The HEV suit has some particular features that help out with various bodily functions. It's time for Gordon to finally remove the damned thing, but there are certain parts he's less than thrilled to have to deal with. Luckily Benrey is still around, despite having been murdered, and is always willing to help!
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- Part 3 of Touch for Gordon?
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29 Nov 2020
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Gordon Has A Skeleton For A Roommate by bennybonny
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
19 Nov 2020
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what it says on the tin
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- Part 2 of HLVRAI fics
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20 Nov 2020
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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Bees by Antilocapra
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Nov 2020
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Gordon Freeman is dreaming.
That’s the only option, really. He can’t be hallucinating - he’d taken shrooms a few times in college and it hadn’t been anything like this. Yes, the colors of the world changed, and textures were different, but it was an overall pleasant experience every time, and so far, this is not. There are floating islands in a vast, oddly-lit nebula, there are fuzzy multicolored spheres in the distance, there are far-off winged shapes moving slowly through the air - this is a whole different world, this is something strange and alien and - and -
This is Xen. He has to accept it. He’s back on Xen, and he’s dreaming, because that’s the only acceptable option.
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19 Nov 2020
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05 Nov 2020
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we used to be friends by orphan_account
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
21 Sep 2020
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benrey and gordon used to be friends.
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22 Oct 2020
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There literally is no fandom tag for this yet so FIRST i guess
Chatlog style Benrey/Gordon
(I did not change the description after i posted this)- Language:
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19 Oct 2020
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A collection of a Madman's ideas by spectralHarpy
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI are Self Aware
20 Oct 2020
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This is a collection of (mostly) unrelated rambles and drafts that I've spammed in a certain discord server. It's all Frenrey, because I am a slimey slut who can only think about this ship. Each chapter is one idea and tags will be updated as this is updated.
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10 Oct 2020
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“hey. sorry, i forgot to tell you, i’m gonna be afk for a while. there’s some stuff i gotta deal with.”
“Huh? What’s up?”
“i’m gonna be horny as shit in this closet.”
Gordon froze. There’s no way he heard that right. “You- excuse me?”-
Benrey finds himself in a bit of a biological pickle. Gordon lends a hand.
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01 Oct 2020
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All Gordon longed for was his touch. He wanted it to be real more than anything else. As it so happens, Gordon isn't the only one desperate for a taste of reality. [Spin-Off of "Cyber Sex" by Anonymous]
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16 Sep 2020
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Xenian by themarginalartist
Fandoms: Half-Life, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
03 Jul 2021
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Gordon gets back to his apartment and heads to bed, totally normal right? Except regrowing a whole ass arm overnight is not exactly normal.
Not to mention the weird dreams about Xen, probably the trauma from the Resonance Cascade and shit, definitely nothing to be concerned about nope.
Oh and Benrey's back. Spouting absolute nonsense. As per fucking usual. Really going ham on that friends as kids bullshit.
But Benrey's an alien and Gordon's human.
Right?
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An AU based on the idea that Benrey and Gordon were kids and played in the mud together, just not Earth mud.
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- Part 1 of Xenian AU
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- 41,415
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- 17/?
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13 Sep 2020
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Benrey’s sure that their return isn’t welcome. They weren’t trying to come back, it just sort of happened. If Gordon would only let them explain-! Ah, but that’ll never happen. They had already blown whatever slim chances they had of Gordon liking them even a little bit way before Xen was even a thing that they had to deal with. It’s fine though. It’s not like they expected anything else.
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Or the fic where I project all my problems into Benrey because that’s what you do when you kin someone like Benrey jejsksnxjjd
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09 Sep 2020
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Black Mesa is gone. Everything's over. Everything's new.
(aka: i looked at the troupe of having benrey move in with gordon post-canon and went "WHAT IF IT WAS TOMMY" so hard that i wrote 18k words about it)
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08 Sep 2020