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    “Now you’re just being mean to me” Ivan says, pouting. “You just want to see me begging for a kiss.”

    “You said it, not me.” Lovro replies, shrugging. “But who knows? Maybe it works, I don’t know.”

    “You’re torturing me on purpose.” Ivan says, staring directly to his mouth again. “I made a mistake. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said anime was just silly japanese cartoons. And that it could never be compared to Fight Club. And that Brad Pitt is hotter than any of those manga characters.”

    “Thank you for the apology.” Lovro says unable to hide his smile. “And for the record I could name at least 10 anime characters hotter than Brad Pitt.”

     

    OR: The one where Ivan insults Lovro's favorite anime and Lovro punishes him with no more kisses.

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    The room went quiet for exactly three seconds before it erupted.

    "Holy shit, Rozanov has a date!"

    "Who is she?"

    "How long has this been going on?"

    "Is she hot?"

    Ilya let them speculate, keeping his expression carefully neutral as he finished changing. This was the game he'd gotten good at over the past year: deflecting without lying, misdirecting without being obvious about it. His teammates were good guys, but they didn't need to know. Couldn't know.

    Nobody could know that Ilya Rozanov's Valentine's Day plans involved Shane Hollander.

    Or, Hollanov are still a secret, Shane is making an exception on his diet, and Ilya has something to celebrate.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.

    And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.

    But.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's wedding had been perfect.

    Maybe not in the literal sense, much to Shane's chagrin, but despite the forgotten first dance song and the constant happy tears welling up between them, neither would change the day for a thing.

    On a purely selfish note, though- Ilya wishes they'd kept more of the cake to themselves.

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    (Or, Ilya and Shane's vanilla wedding cake gets shared during some very not vanilla sex.)

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Ilya rails Shane into the headboard (literally)

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    Shane gets his bell rung - again.

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    11 Jan 2026