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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Caleb Dume loved school. He loved learning new things every day. He loved the libraries and the smell of books. He even loved homework and tests because he was good at them. And now he is the new Social Studies teacher at his old Alma Mater, Coruscant Elementary. He can't wait to get to work, inspiring the next generation of students.

    Of course, getting to work with Hera Syndulla, the feisty PE teacher with a competitive streak, isn't bad either.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    21 Oct 2021

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    When Anthony Crowley finally gets a Guardian Angel at the age of 48, he thinks perhaps that his lifelong streak of bad luck is ending. Until he learns that in three months, he’s destined to either save the world or die trying. It doesn’t help that the angel Aziraphale is the most beautiful person Crowley has ever seen, as well as a ridiculous, fussy, rebellious hedonist. Crowley’s not surprised to find himself falling for him. After all, it’s just one more bit of bad luck to fancy your Guardian Angel.

    Based on a sketch by lillee.nika, who graciously gave me permission to write this. Also relevant was the comment: “What kind of horrible thing would Crowley need to be in to have a guardian angel?” to which Lillee.nika answered, “Let's say he has trouble finding luck.” The comments also mentioned that Crowley would at some point get himself in trouble in order to see his Guardian Angel. Thank you for this, Lillee.nika, and I hope you like it!

    AND have no fear, our duo will have a happy eternally after, I promise. <3

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    13 May 2020

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    09 Jul 2019