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the seas of all i knew by softtooth_jpeg
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
12 Jun 2021
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it’s edmund’s father who teaches him how to be a man.
he teaches him how to ride a bike (and not to cry when he wobbles and bruises his knees on the cobbles); he teaches him how to fasten a tie (not to slouch when he sits, to say please and thank you, to be polite and quiet and convenient); he teaches him his multiplication tables (heads bent together over the scrubbed kitchen table, edmund’s pen tapping against his two loose front teeth), his words (sounding out the harder ones, black spiky characters on a white page that jumble themselves in front of his eyes), how to play cricket (“not bad, ed,” dad says, and edmund is overcome with boyish pride), how to fish (though, not often, because they’re in london and london isn’t exactly overflowing with lakes) –
of course, he teaches peter all this first.
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Bookmarked by local_cicada_cruncher
21 Sep 2022
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made for great reading at an otherwise hellish lifeguarding job (ON BREAKS ON BREAKS I SWEAR NO KIDS DROWNED)
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rabbit heart by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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By the time Shen Jiu came to Cang Qiong, Qiong’s Ding’s Head Disciple had been in seclusion in the Ling Xi Caves for seven years.
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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”
Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.
Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.
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11 May 2026
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“Karkat,” he starts once you’ve acknowledged him — a sharp incline of your eyebrows, a silent but incredulous what? — “You got a second?”
“Yeah, Dave,” you tell him. “I have approximately eight-six thousand of them today, and I’ve allocated each and every one of them to fucking deal with you. So, what’s up? What can I do for you? Can I make you coffee? Can I suck your cock?”
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When we left the movie show the future wasn't bright, but came the dawn the show goes on and I don't want to say good night.
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- Part 3 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
Bookmarked by local_cicada_cruncher
07 Dec 2025