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拉斐尔相关的一些唠嗑1 by 上火了来点吮指原味鸡蘸黄皮酱 (longantreesintheyard)
Fandoms: 天神右翼 - 天籁纸鸢 | Tiān Shén Yòu Yì - Tiān Lài Zhǐ Yuān
17 Jan 2022
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清电脑内存，把一些乱七八糟的囤货发上来。
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本节目由名导徐克《青蛇》独家冠名赞助播出（。
*下划线加粗部分为《一水间》第11章原文，其余均为沙雕我喝假酒的产物
*为严道贡橘植入硬广
*陆士仁老哥的版权费不知道往哪转，哪位高人指点我一下（（。
*远妹真的只是很正经地被蛇咬 (^-^)- Language:
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天神右翼（大量代餐，少量文本批评照猫画虎的生草练习，还有不知道猴年马月才憋得出来的过期毒粮） by longantreesintheyard, 上火了来点吮指原味鸡蘸黄皮酱 (longantreesintheyard)
Fandom 天神右翼 - 天籁纸鸢 | Tiān Shén Yòu Yì - Tiān Lài Zhǐ Yuān
17 Jan 2022
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Magic and Chakra Shouldn't Mix by endlessthoughts (ScatterStars)
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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“Obito?”
“Who's Obito!? My name is Hari!”
Harry Potter should have lived, but died. Uchiha Obito should have died, but lived. What happened afterwards was an accident by Death, but the Elemental Nations would have to live with the fallout.
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- Part 2 of Blame the Plotbunnies
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02 Jun 2025
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摘要：这是一个伪装成小说的分析文本，大量内容都是对话，核心思想是探讨所有人嘴遁的合理性和有效性以及背后反映出的作品思想定位模糊和结构失范问题，并拟从此出发解答作品整体性的节奏失控、角色行为逻辑扭曲和设定体系崩坏的背景原因（并不能）。
总而言之，这个伪制故事诞生于很多很多关于Naruto的讨论之中，然后这个故事试图通过一个故事的形式指出火影在很多基础设定上的矛盾，以及这些矛盾导致的作品线索、人物的沦落、平板化与扭曲。虽然没有什么指向明显的cp向内容但很多情节的设计是基于一些对cp的偏好上产生的，所以仍然附加了cp的tag。
以上。
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02 Jun 2025
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Fingers of burnt wood barely visible in that abyss, the blood on bark, that hushing drone of a thousand kunai migrating above them like crows.
His war. Their war.
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Kakashi is taken by Obito from the Hidden Mist battlefield after Rin’s death and imprisoned in the depths of darkness. This is a story about the God Tree and the two that are trapped by it.
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02 Jun 2025
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An AU where, instead of falling victim to Madara, Rock ninja kidnapped Obito after Kakashi and Rin fled believing that he had died from his injuries. To fool the enemy, Obito came up with the 'Tobi' personality and spent eleven years imprisoned until finally making his escape.
Now that he's back in Konoha, he has a lot to catch up on.
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- Part 1 of The Sharingan Ark
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01 Jun 2025
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战犯堍x六火卡，为了让带土活下来，卡卡西付出了代价，可是……代价是什么呢？带土表示他被蒙在鼓里，一无所知。数年后，看到站在六火身后，怎么看怎么眼熟的小豆丁，带土：……你这又是从哪里找的代餐啦！
OOC,OOC,OOC预警!
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21 May 2025