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You were a little drunk and very horny when you browsed the website looking for a new sex toy. When your order arrives, however, you feel like you did something very wrong. Or did you? Maybe it'll grow on you? (Hopefully not literally...)
Prepare for a wild ride.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2024 (Monster Smut)
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08 Sep 2026
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He works with his hands by Em_pathetic7
Fandoms: Jon bernthal - Fandom, The Punisher (TV 2017)
03 Sep 2026
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In which Jon Bernthal is a mechanic with calloused hands, a bad habit of smoking Marlboro Reds in the cold, and a dangerous fixation on his best friend’s twenty-three-year-old daughter.
You were supposed to be focusing on your literature finals, finishing your last semester of college, and ignoring the subtle rot in your relationship. You definitely weren't supposed to be watching Jon's hands while he fixed baseboards in your family’s kitchen.
He’s twenty years older than you, your father trusts him, and stepping over the line breaks every unwritten rule he’s ever lived by. But when one night pushes the two of you past the point of no return, staying apart becomes a game neither of you can win.Title from "Crush" - Ethel Cain
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30 Aug 2026
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I'm a Good Girl, Officer | Jon Bernthal by kurustarr
Fandoms: Jon bernthal - Fandom, The Punisher (TV 2017), His & Hers (TV 2026)
13 Aug 2026
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Getting dumped by your manwhore of an ex was supposed to be the low point of the night—until a wild house party gets busted by the police. Drunk, reckless, and nursing a bruised ego, your eyes land on Officer Bernthal: broad, intensely attractive, significantly older, and casually leaning against his squad car with a cigarette between his teeth.
Driven by pure liquid courage and a desperate need for a distraction, you walk right up and ask the stern officer to film a TikTok with you.
Officer Bernthal writes you off immediately as just another dumb, bratty college student chasing clout and once you're in the back of his car, he makes sure to treat you like one.
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30 Aug 2026
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He throws a twenty on the table, adjusts his ball cap, and that’s when you finally see his face clearly enough to recognize him.
Huh.
The Punisher takes his coffee black and has an asbestos mouth.
You probably should’ve guessed that.
When The Punisher becomes a regular at your favorite diner, the last thing you expect is for things to turn out the way they do.
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30 Aug 2026
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AU/FutureFic where Garcia and Alvez have been dating, but not working together at the BAU. Called in to consult on the development of a new complex searchable database for the team, Penelope only has the space of a morning coffee meeting to adjust to the impact of FBI HR on their relationship. Penelope Garcia/Luke Alvez
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- Part 1 of Finding Futures
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11 Mar 2026