10 Bookmarks by kafka (lostillusion)
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This was torture. Lan Xichen was torturing him. He really had been scheming all this time, Jiang Cheng decided, scheming to torture him with perverted and shameless fantasies until he went mad from sleep deprivation.
Well that fucker had another thing coming. This marked the third day since his last visit to the Cloud Recesses. Four more days. Then he’d return for their standing appointment.
Either to fuck Lan Xichen or kill him. He’d decide when he got there.
He lifted his head enough to finish the wine, dropped it back on the table, then hiccuped.
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four days later. . .
When Jiang Cheng sobered up, he realized his fuck or kill plan was insane. Obviously he couldn’t do either of those things, no matter how much he wanted to—not that he wanted to fuck Lan Xichen. He didn’t. Obviously. That had been the wine talking.
Obviously.
(or: A very dense Jiang Cheng misinterprets Lan Xichen’s painfully subtle proposal of courtship by convincing himself that Lan Xichen must be plotting something nefarious. (Why else would he waste his time drinking tea and taking strolls with a bad-tempered, bullheaded asshole he barely knows??))
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- Part 1 of ☽ moonstruck ☾
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Bookmarked by kafka (lostillusion)
08 Mar 2025
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PHENOMENALLLLLLLLLLLL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I MUST REREAD IT AGAIN IN A MONTH
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Coruscate by BethAdastra
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jul 2025
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An unwelcome heat shatters the small semblance of peace left in Jiang Wanyin’s life.
Bookmarked by kafka (lostillusion)
26 Feb 2025
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absolve your guilt and shake hands by skintsugi
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
23 Feb 2025
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a fight in the feywilds goes awry and it has lasting consequences on kremy lecroux.
“Don’t do that shit again; you hear me?” Kremy murmurs and despite the pain he knows the bastard must feel, Gideon smiles slightly, lips curling into a toothy grin. Gods, there’s blood there too. “What sort of bodyguard are you meant to be if you get killed for chasing some tail?” Gideon chortles, sighing softly and groaning with the jolting movement of his wounds.
“Guess I’d be a pretty shit one.” Gideon replies and his eyes flutter in pain; he exhales shakily and glances at him, looking at him with something resembling scrutiny. “Guess that makes me a pretty shit husband too.”
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Your bed breaks. It takes a while to put it back together. You can't bring yourself to mind.
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give me the bones of what you believe by Dawn_Blossom
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
04 Nov 2018
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It doesn't take a sword and a shield to end a god.
Grima is Robin, and he is Chrom's tactician.
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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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- Part 1 of SV Wishes
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one chat, utter chaos (ndrv3 chatfic) by birdknockouts
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
23 Dec 2017
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[ (pain)ist has added screaming , ;3c , luminary of the stars , bow down , mystery man and 10 others to Untitled Group Chat. ]
[ (pain)ist has changed the group name to 79th class ]
[ 11:46 am ]
(pain)ist:
we’ve been classmates for how long and we haven’t made a gc yet!!(pain)ist:
and that absolutely h a d to change so here i ambow down:
you know what this means?luminary of the stars:
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"Tomorrow is broken. Tomorrow is nowhere."
A year has passed since the Phantom Thieves struck down a god and saved Tokyo from a terrible fate. But when people all over the globe begin to suffer from "Paranoia Syndrome," mysterious seizures which leave them contorted and unconscious, Akira Kurusu finds himself in the Velvet Room once more, demanding answers for the affliction. His investigation leads him to the Dead Sea, the rotted remnants of the cognitive world, where all things go to be forgotten - including someone the Thieves had thought to be long gone.
Meanwhile, Akira's comatose body is found in the waking world, and his terrified friends suspect the worst. Akira's confidants struggle to learn the truth behind Paranoia Syndrome, while he and Goro Akechi approach a fated confrontation in the decaying shell of the cognitive Tokyo. As the sickness continues to spread, the Phantom Thieves must reunite and destroy the evil festering beneath the Dead Sea's waters, before its malignant influence unravels civilization forever.
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A beat passed, a somewhat awkward silence encompassing the both of them; or, at the very least, Hakuryuu. Morgiana could withstand nearly any social interaction no matter how bland, but the Kou prince was particularly sensitive under the speculative presence of a girl he’d admit had his affections.“Is it true, then?”
She did not need to specify what, Hakuryuu was going visibly still; petrified where he stood amidst the bustle of the kitchen which had noticeably slowed and grown hush that very instant.
Luck is not exactly Alibaba's forte in matters of the heart, though realistically speaking, it's not his forte in much of anything. As it appears, fate is utterly against him with both politics and women. But what he has never considered is perhaps there's more than just women to soothe a lonely heart. Either way, he's not given much of a choice.
Bookmarked by kafka (lostillusion)
28 Aug 2016
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I'm actively sobbing at 11 in the morning