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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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25 Apr 2022
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Falling backward by melonbun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Apr 2022
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There’s a weight on his head, there and gone so fast that Shang Qinghua blue screens when he recognizes it as Mobei Jun’s hand and nearly misses what he says.
Did Mobei Jun just pet his head?
Hello, System?
More error noises.
Hello, anybody!??!?!?
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- Part 1 of Moving waters, standing still
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19 Apr 2022
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You Take Me By the Heart When You Take Me By the Hand by UnhookedStar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2021
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Liu Qingge knows that as smart as he is, Shen Yuan is often startlingly oblivious to the implications of his actions. Liu Qingge has learned this the hard way after years of obsessing over countless overly familiar casual gestures. However, while Shen Yuan's sense of personal space has always been practically nonexistent, he's been even more sticky than usual lately. He keeps casually touching Liu Qingge; brushing his hair out of his face, randomly reaching out and patting his head, leaning in close to say something and never leaning away again. The other day, Shen Yuan had held his hand. In public.
Or, Liu Qingge has no idea why Shen Yuan has been acting so much more familiar with him lately, but all of this casual touching is starting to push at the limits of his self control.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan just wants to know when his boyfriend is finally going to kiss him.
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16 Apr 2022
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may-june relationship by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2021
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Luo Binghe rolls to his back, looking up at their bed’s canopy. “When you invited me to sit in your carriage... that was you?”
“Yes,” Shen Qingqiu says warily.
“I was fourteen,” Luo Binghe says. “But if Shen Qinqgiu’s body wasn’t your own, how old were you?”
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27 Mar 2022
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advanced self-saving by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2021
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Fuck! Shen Qingqiu read too much of that stupid stallion novel not to know what’s meant to happen. There should be a beautiful woman here, someone to soothe Luo Binghe’s fevered brow with cool hands, uncover her trembling assets and, well, you know!! But instead there’s only Shen Qingqiu.
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(What if, instead of papapa to save the world, Shen Qingqiu made a different choice? That ruined everything? And then had to sit with the consequences?)
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27 Mar 2022
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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- 8/8
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26 Mar 2022
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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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24 Mar 2022
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Peerless Melons vs the Patriarchy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2022
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a stallion protagonist must be in want of a horse girl.
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- Part 2 of Gender Swap, Three Styles
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- English
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- 37,908
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 2
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- 1,940
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10 Mar 2022
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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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19 Feb 2022
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For a Good Time, Call by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2020
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The picture is of Wei Ying, that much is clear. It’s of a lot more of Wei Ying than Lan Zhan is used to seeing. He supposes that, technically, Wei Ying is dressed. It’s a bare technicality, since one of Wei Ying’s hands has rucked up his black tank top practically to his collarbone, showing a long expanse of abdomen and one nipple. Sweat beads on his sternum, catching the light like jewels. His other hand is--Lan Zhan feels his eyes widen, as though unable to look away from a train wreck--on his hip, one thumb tugging down the waistband of a pair of red briefs. Wei Ying is biting his lower lip and looking directly into the camera, sultry, his eyes dark and inviting. His erection is obvious, outlined against the red of the briefs and framed carefully with the hand on his hip. Lan Zhan’s brain goes wildly, screamingly blank.
Or: Lan Zhan accidentally finds his best friend's OnlyFans account and has an ongoing emotional crisis.
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- 170,842
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- 21/21
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03 Jan 2022
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walk in the club like what up by novembersmith for spacewitchbot
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021) RPF
18 Dec 2021
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Everyone always acted like having a big dick was great, and it wasn’t.
or, an ode to the gongaconda.
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26 Dec 2021
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Just You, Just Me (Just Us, Just We) by wincechesters
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2020
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When his brother had sent him the appointment confirmation, Lan Wangji had assumed it had been for Lan Xichen’s oft-praised and highly recommended acupuncturist.
It is not, he soon found out—standing inside the lobby of a studio lit by soft, warm light and faced with a beautiful man in well-worn, rumpled clothing and with a lopsided bun on top of his head, wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket and wearing no shoes at all—an acupuncturist.
“Cuddle therapy,” Lan Wangji says, his voice drawn carefully flat over the overwhelming panic welling up inside his belly. He had not thought his brother so cruel. This must be some sort of horrible mistake.
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In which Wei Wuxian cuddles people for money, Lan Xichen takes matters into his own hands, and Lan Wangji is doomed.- Language:
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- 2/2
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23 Dec 2021
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please forgive my most passionate disruptions by pumpkinpaix
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2019
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"请原谅我多情的打扰"
Lan Wangji is, for some contrived reason, dragged to a strip club and forced to confront his own repression. Wei Wuxian is, due to Lan Wangji's inexplicably terrible luck, also in his class.
Russian translation available here, courtesy of bublos_blu! ♥
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- 11/11
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21 Dec 2021
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your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.
There’s also commentary.
“—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”
“—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”
Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.
Right up at the footage of him.
(AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)
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14 Dec 2021
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Everyone knows how it works: Ask Zhang Zhehan out on Monday, and he’ll date you until Sunday night, when he’ll break up with you, the same way he breaks up with everyone else.
It all sounds like a recipe for disaster to Gong Jun.
He asks Zhehan out anyway.
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01 Dec 2021
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Zhou Zishu, suddenly aware that he’s staring, catches himself because what is he doing creeping at a random dad but also! Is he married? He must be! There are two kids! But where is the mom? the...other dad? Why does he care?
He picks up his goods and walks to the parking lot only to see them again. They're 3 cars away! Zhou Zishu discreetly looks over and the little girl is already staring at him. He tries to smile sheepishly and the little girl’s mouth, in her cute purple overalls, goes “o” and suddenly grabs her baba's shoulders and points at Zhou Zishu.
"Mama!"
They all freeze.
In which: The world didn't give her a mother? No problem! Independent toddler Ah-Xiang assigns one anyway.
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- 36,488
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- 9/9
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14 Nov 2021
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Stumbling Blindly Towards the Light by thecaitlinperry
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
28 Oct 2021
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"There's an offer of marriage I'd like you to consider."
When the master of the Ghost Valley proposes a deal to Prince Jin - to exchange the glazed armor for amnesty - he makes one additional request: that the prince gives one of his own in marriage to guarantee the deal. Zhou Zishu knows that this is purely political and prepares to continue to be a pawn for his cousin's ambitions. But when a new threat arises to the fragile peace that they've bought, and they're forced to get to know each other better, new feelings start to develop as the truth of their shared past comes to light.
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- 9/9
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04 Nov 2021
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Gong Jun is 20 years old when he experiences his soulmate affliction for the first time.
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- 3/3
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03 Oct 2021
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Wen Kexing felt like he couldn't breathe, when Zhou Zishu finally approached the altar. Their marriage was a scheme, and their love was fake, but the excited sparks in Wen Kexing's stomach were not.
“Well, Your Highness? Having second thoughts?” Zhou Zishu lowly whispered, not turning to face him and keeping his sharp eyes straight ahead.
“You’re beautiful.”
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26 Sep 2021
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Since Zhehan was young, he’s been able to see the strings that connect him to the fated people in his life.
One, of course, leads straight to Gong Jun.
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09 Sep 2021