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    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

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    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Nothing could have prepared Brandon Wiebe for the conversation he was about to have.

    He was, for the first time in NHL history, about to have Hollander and Rozanov in the same locker room. As permanent teammates, not just a one-off marketing stunt. He didn't know if he was about to see fireworks or a massive explosion, but regardless, he was definitely sitting on a powder keg. He may have been the only coach in the entire league who was willing to take that risk. He wondered vaguely whether he was about to get burned. Or how badly.

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    Coach Wiebe tries to have a discussion with his captain and his new player about their former rivalry. It doesn't go how he expects.

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit. (This is so inspired by Laura Stacey and MPP!)

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    “Happy Valentine’s Day,” Harris says, holding out a card.

    “Feels wrong to be taking a gift from another man,” Ilya quips, but takes it anyway. “What is this? ILY-a lot.” He stares at the card for a long time, jaw set and brows drawing together, before shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”

    “Read it again, but slower.”

    ILY-a. Lot.” Ilya pauses, tilting his head and rereading it like the answer might appear if he tries hard enough. “I still don’t get it.”

    Harris opens his mouth to explain—a bit annoyed at the idea of having to walk Ilya through the joke—when Shane steps in from the ice, breathless and a bit sweaty, clearly not paying attention as he fiddles with his gear.

    “Hollander,” Ilya says immediately. “What does ILY mean?”

    Shane blinks. “I love you?”

    “Yes, I know you love me. But what does it mean?”

    or; it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).

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