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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Aug 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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Bookmarked by macaroni_fiend_1001
04 Aug 2026
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“You want to write letters to Lily but you’re too shit at it so you’re asking me to do it for you?”
James sighed, his shoulders dropping and his hands resting on his hips. “Yeah basically.”
“Love letters?”
“Yeah. So will you do it?”
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Regulus Black had no intentions of adding any more obligations to his busy schedule. He also had no plans of ghost-writing love letters, becoming friends with the object of said letters, nor falling for the man that asked him to write the letters in the first place.
But unfortunately, when James Potter enters one's life, it has a habit of turning everything upside down.
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Loosely based on "Cyrano de Bergerac" by Edmond Rostand
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01 Jun 2026
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(Your paragraphs mean shit to me) Get your sorry ass to mine by Pandoras_PlantPot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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James Potter is a perpetually single professional footballer, who has a mild obsession with a model influencer RAB. After being convinced by his best friend and roommate (Remus) he finally decides to DM the beautiful man.
Regulus Black knows nothing about football, but suddenly becomes very interested in a particular footballer who's opening dm is a 200 word paragraph of nonsensical rambling and about ten different adjectives to describe Regulus' looks.
James talks way too much for most people, and Regulus never talks enough. Together they just work. Until months of online flirting (and a little bit of phone sex) turns into intense pining and neither of them knowing how to make the next step and just get on a damn plane to see each other.
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Or. professional english footballer James x French Model influencer Regulus being cute and awkward with some intense phone sex thrown in for fun.
Based on the song 'Sugar Talking' by Sabrina CarpenterSeries
- Part 1 of Pretty Boy Avenue
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05 May 2026
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Can You Read my Mind? I’ve Been Watching You. by dontaskmeaboutmyhip
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2026
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Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr. are both professional boxers who are famous for having a rivalry. Every time they fight it’s heated, and entertaining.
A Japanese Tv network hosts a tournament where the two are set to fight against each-other. They’ve never really talked before but maybe that will change in the week leading up to the match when they find themselves at the same hotel.
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Evan gets hurt, tries to hide it and Barty finds out.
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21 Feb 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.