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    "Quiet, I'm trying to say something." Shane waits. Ilya says nothing, but taps the side of Shane's head, as if prompting. "Okay. Well. I think… I think I kind of liked it?"

    Ilya continues to not say anything for a long moment, and then he grabs Shane's face and peers down at him. "Did you get new concussion while I was not looking?" he asks, brow furrowed. The genuine concern in his eyes makes Shane bristle. "Did you not see glass and run into the window like dumb bird?"

    "Fuck off," Shane sighs, rolling his eyes. "I'm being serious."

    "So am I!" Ilya insists with real worry. "Either your old concussion is not gone and it is making you say things, or you got new concussion 'cause you liked it so much! And both is very bad!"

    Or; Shane discovers that he sometimes needs to get literally knocked out of his own head for some much needed peace and quiet. Ilya has never pulled his punches, and he doesn't intend to start now.

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    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    “Touch me,” he pants, “please, Ilya. Touch me.”

    “Where?” He broods, resting his chin on Shane’s knee, waiting. The view is magnificent. There’s no other way he’d want to start the new year.

    “You know where, Ilya, please.”

    “Where, baby?”

    “My pussy,” he gasps, flushed pink. 

    Ilya groans, “So wet, baby. Good girl. How do you want it?”

    “Ilya!” 

    He smiles, “Tell me how you touched your other girls.”

    “Not now, Ilya.”

    “Tell me." He demands, "What do you girls like? How should I play with your pussy?"
     

    or, It’s New Year’s Eve and Shane has something to share.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “You wrote about us having sex while Hayden watches!”

    “Fictional us,” Ilya corrects. “Real us would never do that. Probably.” He pauses. “Unless …”

    “No!”

    Ilya Rozanov has always been competitive. But when his husband’s best friend starts calling a little too often, Ilya discovers a new arena for dominance: Archive of Our Own.

    Armed with a pseudonym that fools absolutely no one, explicit tags that would make a sailor blush, and a truly impressive commitment to pettiness, Ilya wages psychological warfare one kudos at a time. His weapon of choice? Extremely detailed fanfiction about why Hayden Pike will never, ever measure up.

    The problem? Hayden writes back.

    What follows is the most unhinged rivalry in hockey history: a battle fought not with fists or slapshots, but with comment sections, kudos, and increasingly creative ways to humiliate each other in front of thousands of readers. Featuring: footnoted statistics, educational sex advice, one very concerned wife, and Shane Hollander wondering what the hell he did to deserve this.

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    18 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    “I was thinking of you,” Shane gasped. “Always you. Since… since Vegas. When you said… you wanted to watch.”

    A slow, predatory smile touched Ilya’s lips. “And I am watching now. Are you going to be good for me?"

    (or, Ilya walks in on Shane fingering himself and calling his name)

    Tag to be covered: Shane Hollander Likes To Be Called "Good Boy"

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    14 Jan 2026

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    "Shane heart reacts to the message. Ilya imagines him taking an uneasy bite from the toast, but still enjoying it. He waits until he’s done getting ready for practice before texting again.

    Lily: you have eaten it all?

    The reply is instant.

    Jane: [image attachment]
    Jane: I’m still shaking

    The plate and cup are both empty. Ilya’s heart clenches. Shane is…he’s so perfect."

    Or: A series of moments centered around Shane's recovery process.

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    14 Jan 2026