machinegunkelly
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yunho does the candy challenge, changmin gets hot and bothered.
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Yunho is a camboy. Changmin is a CEO who needs to blow off some steam.
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Iceman fucks Maverick's brains out in the locker room.
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DefinitelyNotRozanov81’s Guide to Marriage, Hockey, and Destroying Your Husband’s Best Friend Through the Power of Fanfiction by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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“You wrote about us having sex while Hayden watches!”
“Fictional us,” Ilya corrects. “Real us would never do that. Probably.” He pauses. “Unless …”
“No!”
Ilya Rozanov has always been competitive. But when his husband’s best friend starts calling a little too often, Ilya discovers a new arena for dominance: Archive of Our Own.
Armed with a pseudonym that fools absolutely no one, explicit tags that would make a sailor blush, and a truly impressive commitment to pettiness, Ilya wages psychological warfare one kudos at a time. His weapon of choice? Extremely detailed fanfiction about why Hayden Pike will never, ever measure up.
The problem? Hayden writes back.
What follows is the most unhinged rivalry in hockey history: a battle fought not with fists or slapshots, but with comment sections, kudos, and increasingly creative ways to humiliate each other in front of thousands of readers. Featuring: footnoted statistics, educational sex advice, one very concerned wife, and Shane Hollander wondering what the hell he did to deserve this.
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18 Jan 2026
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“I was thinking of you,” Shane gasped. “Always you. Since… since Vegas. When you said… you wanted to watch.”
A slow, predatory smile touched Ilya’s lips. “And I am watching now. Are you going to be good for me?"
(or, Ilya walks in on Shane fingering himself and calling his name)
Tag to be covered: Shane Hollander Likes To Be Called "Good Boy"
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- Part 3 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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14 Jan 2026
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"Shane heart reacts to the message. Ilya imagines him taking an uneasy bite from the toast, but still enjoying it. He waits until he’s done getting ready for practice before texting again.
Lily: you have eaten it all?
The reply is instant.
Jane: [image attachment]
Jane: I’m still shakingThe plate and cup are both empty. Ilya’s heart clenches. Shane is…he’s so perfect."
Or: A series of moments centered around Shane's recovery process.
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14 Jan 2026
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12 Jan 2026
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He thinks of Ilya’s commanding tone: “Hollander, here”, “take it for me”, or Shane’s personal favorite, “kneel.” Shane, through all these years, has been amazed that to Ilya these little commands are so casual, just a part of fucking for him. To Shane, these words are all consuming. They shut off the hyperactive part of his brain and he can just… enjoy. Ilya takes over, makes Shane feel good, uses Shane to feel good, and Shane goes gooey for it every time. He’s never known peace like getting railed by Ilya Rozanov.
Shane knows you can't eat your cake and have it, too. He knows that asking too much of Ilya would be plain selfish. Knows that asking to be told exactly what to do so he can shut his brain off isn't normal. And Ilya... well he doesn't think Shane knows shit.
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- Part 1 of Today I Fell, and Felt Better
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11 Jan 2026